Alexis: Texas Cowgirl Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Quiet Admiration

There’s Something About Alexis

Some days you open a box and it feels like, I dunno, the start of a weirdly personal adventure. That was me with Alexis—the so-called Texas Cowgirl sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. I didn’t expect much. Maybe that’s just where my head’s at lately. But then she stood there (well, propped up—she doesn’t stand by herself) at 5 feet 7 inches tall, all blonde hair and athletic lines. It hit different.

The height surprised me first. Most of these dolls are… shorter? Or maybe I’m just used to seeing them online where everything looks smaller or bigger than life. She’s almost my height, which is honestly kind of disarming when you’re not expecting it.

The Details That Sneak Up On You

I’ll admit it—I read the product specs twice before she actually arrived. B-cup TPE sex doll, 84 lbs (which sounds lighter than it feels when you’re moving her around), steel skeleton with movable joints. All pretty standard on paper but in person? The proportions are sort of mesmerizing: bust at 31 inches, underbust 26, waist just under 23, hips close to 34.

You notice small things after a while—the way her skin feels cool at first but warms up if you leave your hand there too long. Or how the mouth opening is exactly 5.1 inches deep (yeah I measured because curiosity gets the best of me sometimes). Vaginal and anal both go to about 6.7 inches—something people seem to care about for reasons that make sense if you think about it long enough.

Shipping Was... Uneventful (Which Is Good)

There’s this anxiety that comes with ordering something like this online—will some nosy neighbor see what’s inside? Will the delivery guy know? Turns out: no one knew anything because Absolute Sex Dolls ships these things in completely plain boxes; not even a logo or weird code word on the label.

It took three weeks total from order to doorstep—two weeks processing plus another for shipping internationally—which felt longer than it probably was just because anticipation messes with time perception.

Joints & Movement: Not What I Expected

Here’s something they never tell you straight up: moving an 84-pound doll isn’t like picking up a bag of dog food or whatever comparison people use these days. The steel skeleton helps with posing—arms bend, legs move—but gravity still wins most battles unless you get creative with pillows or supports.

Sometimes I’d try adjusting her posture and catch myself getting oddly focused on making sure her hands rested naturally on her thighs or that her shoulders looked relaxed instead of stiff and mannequin-like. Weirdly meditative work for someone as tired as me.

An Odd Moment Of Connection

This might sound off-topic but once while cleaning Alexis (not glamorous work), I caught myself thinking about how much effort goes into maintaining an illusion. The realism is impressive—the little details in texture and weight—but there’s always this line between fantasy and reality that sneaks back in during quiet moments.

I remember thinking: “People probably don’t talk about this part.” The upkeep becomes routine after a while though; warm water, gentle soap, patience—not much different from taking care of anything else valuable in your life except maybe more secretive.

Not Everything Is Perfect

If we’re being honest—and why pretend otherwise here—it takes effort to find storage space for something this big and heavy without anyone noticing (roommates beware). Also, the athletic build means clothes fit differently compared to other dolls; pants are tricky unless they’ve got stretch.

Another thing: those joints can creak sometimes if they’re new or cold out of the box—a reminder that she’s metal underneath all that lifelike skin.

Would I Recommend Her?

That depends who’s asking… For anyone looking for an athletic blonde sex doll with realistic movement options (anal)—Alexis ticks every box quietly but confidently. She fits right into Absolute Sex Dolls’ lineup but stands out because she actually stands taller than most others out there.

And yet—I guess what impressed me wasn’t any single feature so much as the cumulative effect once everything came together in real life instead of on a website page somewhere far away.

Anyway—

Still haven’t figured out where she belongs in my apartment long-term. Maybe that says more about me than about Alexis. Or maybe not. Hard to say tonight.