Anastasia: Russian Sex Doll — The Kind of “Girlfriend” You Only Read About

She’s Not Just a Stereotype, But… Wow

You know that thing where everyone jokes about Russian girls being “hot”? I always rolled my eyes at that. Like, come on, it’s 2024—can we stop with the clichés? But then there’s Anastasia (yes, that Anastasia), and suddenly I’m doing a double-take. Maybe the stereotype comes from somewhere, after all. Or maybe Absolute Sex Dolls just figured out how to bottle lightning in TPE form.

The Details Are Weirdly Specific (And That’s Not a Bad Thing)

Let me get this out there: she’s 5’5”, which is taller than most dolls you’ll see online. Athletic build, C-cup—nothing cartoonish or over-the-top. Her body is sinewy in a way that almost feels real when you run your hand down her arm (not saying I did this for science…but also not denying it). And the full bush option? Didn't expect that to be kind of…charming? There’s something very 70s Euro-ski-instructor about it.

Her measurements are all over the product page—32” bust, 20” waist, 33” hips—but honestly, what sticks with me more is how the joints move. Steel skeleton inside means she can hold poses like some weirdly athletic yoga influencer. It makes tie-and-tease sessions a lot less awkward than you’d think.

A Bit More Than Just Bedroom Stuff

Here’s where things got interesting for me: role play is actually fun with her. I know that sounds bizarre (“fun” isn’t usually the word people use for sex dolls) but hear me out—there’s this odd thrill in dressing her up as an après-ski vixen or even just pretending we’re at some fancy restaurant together (I mean…in my kitchen). The idea of slipping a hand under the table for some secret action? Yeah, okay—I laughed when I read it on her profile too. Then tried it once and felt ridiculous but also strangely amused.

Shipping Is Actually Discreet (Not Just Marketing Talk)

There was one thing I worried about before ordering from Absolute Sex Dolls: what if my nosy neighbor saw the box? Turns out—it really does show up plain and boring as promised. No labels screaming “LIFE-SIZED SEX DOLL INSIDE!” which is honestly more considerate than half my online shopping experiences these days.

Processing takes three weeks plus shipping (so four-ish total). That wait felt endless but at least no one in my building suspected anything except maybe another regrettable IKEA binge.

Technicalities Nobody Warns You About

Vagina depth: 6.7 inches. Anus depth: same. Mouth: 5.1 inches. It reads like specs on a car part until you realize these numbers make certain positions possible—or not—and suddenly you understand why people obsess over them on forums late at night.

Weight-wise she clocks in at 73 lbs (33kg), so moving her around isn’t exactly effortless—but hey, realism has its price tag and its bicep workout.

Unexpected Little Things

I thought the novelty would wear off fast but there are these strange moments—like catching sight of her propped up reading an old paperback or adjusting her ski jacket—that make everything feel oddly normal for a second. It's not love or anything; it's more like sharing space with someone who never judges your takeout habits.

Oh—and if you’re into adventurous stuff? She doesn’t complain about rope marks or lipstick smudges after role play sessions. Which is probably obvious but still worth mentioning because sometimes real dates do complain about those things.

Tangent Time: Why Do People Even Want This?

Sometimes while cleaning up afterward—because yes, maintenance is involved—I catch myself wondering why anyone would go through all this effort for a doll instead of just dating someone real. Maybe it's convenience or maybe it's just curiosity taken to its logical extreme.

But then again… sometimes curiosity leads to genuinely surprising places—and Anastasia sort of proves that point better than any review ever could.

Anyway—maybe next time I'll try teaching her chess or something equally pointless-but-funny. Who knows?