Apolline: The Army Wife Sex Doll That’s Supposed To Be “Ultra Realistic”—But, Is It?

Unboxing Expectations vs.

Reality

I’ll just say it: the hype around these so-called “ultra realistic” sex dolls is…well, a little much sometimes. You see ads for Apolline—the Army Wife Sex Doll—everywhere if you’re even remotely curious about absolute sex dolls or silicone companions in general. I got curious (maybe more bored than anything) and, after a couple nights of reading way too many reviews that all sounded copy-pasted, I caved.

Three to four weeks later—yeah, they weren’t kidding about that delivery window—a very plain box showed up at my door. Discreet packaging? Sure, but honestly it was so nondescript I almost left it on the porch thinking it was some random neighbor’s Amazon return.

Details That Actually Matter (Or Don’t)

Let’s get into the specifics because every listing shoves them in your face: Apolline is 5 feet 6 inches tall (168 cm), weighs 86 lbs (which felt a lot heavier when dragging her out of the box), and she’s got those big breasts everyone seems to mention—H cup, if that matters to you. Her bust is 37.7 inches, waist 28.3 inches, hips 39.3 inches…and for some reason they always list her shoe size (women's 6-6.5). Never thought I’d know a doll’s shoe size before owning one.

The steel skeleton with movable joints? It does make posing possible—sort of—but don’t expect Cirque du Soleil flexibility here. You can move her arms and legs around without feeling like you’ll break something off…usually.

Oh—and hole depth! People fixate on this for reasons I still don’t totally get: vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus is 6.6 inches (they really split hairs there), mouth is only 5.1 inches but honestly if you’re measuring at that point…maybe re-evaluate why you bought this thing.

Silicone Skin: Real Enough?

Here’s where things get weirdly personal—I remember thinking as soon as I touched her arm: “Hmm…not cold exactly…but not warm either.” The silicone skin has this smoothness that feels close to real skin until your brain catches up and realizes nope, definitely not human warmth there.

She looks athletic and fit—a little like the Instagram version of someone who maybe ran track in high school then joined the army reserves for tuition money or something? Brunette hair (doesn’t tangle much). Some people will love that vibe; others might find it uncanny after a while.

Using Apolline: Functional But Not Flawless

Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all technically possible with Apolline—which sounds impressive written down but in practice feels less seamless than advertised by most absolute sex dolls sellers out there.

Getting everything set up takes time; moving an 86-pound doll around isn’t exactly spontaneous fun either—it’s work. The joints are sturdy but sometimes stiff or clicky if you bend them wrong; makes me wonder how long before something gives out entirely.

Cleanup? Oh man…I underestimated that part completely. Silicone wipes down okay but getting into creases takes patience I didn’t know I had (or wanted).

Delivery & Waiting Game

You want instant gratification? Not happening here—between processing and shipping you’re looking at three to four weeks minimum waiting time from order to doorstep arrival. Free international shipping helps soften the blow a bit though; no surprise fees hit me later which was honestly refreshing after hearing horror stories from other buyers in forums.

A Tangent About Loneliness

Weirdly enough—and maybe this is just me being honest for once—it hits different seeing an ultra realistic silicone sex doll propped up against your couch late at night when nobody else is home except maybe your cat staring judgmentally from across the room.

Is she lifelike? Sure—in certain lighting anyway. Does she solve loneliness? Not really. But does she distract from it now and then? Yeah…sometimes more than expected.

Would I Recommend Apolline?

Depends what you want—I mean really want—from an army wife sex doll experience. If realism means appearance over feel or warmth, if patience isn’t an issue, and if lugging around nearly ninety pounds doesn’t sound daunting, then yeah—she delivers what most absolute sex dolls promise on paper. Just don’t believe every perfect review out there. And don’t expect magic right out of the box either—I guess nothing ever works quite like they say online.

Anyway—there are weirder ways to spend a month waiting for delivery these days. Maybe next time I'll try something lighter...