Arianna: Ready To Ship (And, Apparently, Ready for Anything)

The Warehouse Shuffle

There’s something oddly satisfying about the phrase: This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship. Maybe it’s because—unlike most things that claim to be “in stock” but actually mean “somewhere on a boat off Long Beach”—Arianna really does just... exist. Right there. In a box. Waiting. She’ll show up at your door in 3-7 business days after your order is placed, which feels both efficient and slightly unsettling if you think about it too long.

I guess if you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown, no tweaks, no fussing over eye color or whatever—you’re set. People who thrive on instant gratification are probably nodding right now.

Exactly As Pictured (No Surprises)

Here’s the thing: Arianna comes exactly as pictured. What you see is what you get—a C-cup S-TPE sex doll, standing 5 feet 5 inches tall (or 166 cm if you’re feeling metric). No mysterious substitutions or weird surprises when she arrives. She has a built-in vagina—yes, that’s apparently an important detail—and this option is great for people who don’t want to wait around for customizations.

You can change nothing here except maybe your mind (but only before checkout). If customization is more your speed (maybe you want different hair? I don’t know), there’s an option for that too… somewhere else. Not here though.

Anatomy of a Fast Doll

Details matter—or they don’t, depending on how checked out you feel reading these specs:

• Vaginal, Anal, and Oral sex is possible
• Steel skeleton with movable joints
• Height: 5 feet 5 inches
• Weight: 73 lbs

The proportions are kind of wild when you look at them written down: Bust: 32 inches
Waist: 20 inches
Hips: 33 inches

She weighs less than some dogs I’ve known.

Hole depth? Yes, we’re doing this: Vagina: 6.7 inches
Anus: also 6.7 inches
Mouth: shorter trip—just 5.1 inches

It’s all very precise and clinical until you remember this is about absolute sex dolls and not… well, medical equipment.

Speed vs Customization (A Minor Existential Dilemma)

If waiting isn’t your thing—Arianna solves that problem neatly by being physically present in California already. Order today; she ships tomorrow; she could be sitting in your living room by next week while Amazon still tries to find your lost phone charger.

But if you’re the sort who wants every eyelash perfect or dreams of tweaking bust size by half an inch...ehh...this might not be the best match for that level of obsession. There’s always another link (“please click here”) dangling somewhere else for those folks.

A Moment Where My Mind Drifted

Weirdly enough—I found myself thinking about how many Ariannas must be stacked inside that warehouse like mannequins from some surreal department store nightmare—or fantasy? It depends on mood I guess.

Does someone dust them? Do they chat about their imminent journeys across America? Probably not—but once the idea gets into your head it doesn’t leave quickly either.

The Numbers Game

Let me just say—reading these measurements again makes me appreciate how much math goes into designing absolute sex dolls nowadays: 166 cm tall, C cup, TPE material, WM Doll brand. It all sounds technical but then suddenly personal again when it arrives at someone’s doorstep in a plain brown box marked “fragile.”

One Thing That Stuck With Me

There was a moment where I wondered why anyone would pick slow shipping over having Arianna ready to ship immediately—and then remembered people customize sneakers too so...to each their own.

Anyway—I’m pretty sure she’ll arrive faster than most impulse purchases do these days. And honestly? That feels almost futuristic. Or maybe just very Californian. Not quite sure where this ends but yeah—that's Arianna for you. Ready when you are (or whenever FedEx gets there).