Artemis: Ready To Ship (And, Weirdly, I’m A Bit Tempted)

The “In-Stock” Thing Actually Matters

I’ll admit it—my first reaction to seeing “This doll is in-stock in the USA and ready to ship” was a little side-eye. Like, that’s supposed to impress me? But then you start thinking about how long these things usually take. Weeks. Sometimes months if you’re unlucky or pick something custom (trust me, I’ve been there). There’s just something…comforting?—no, maybe reassuring is better—that this Artemis doll will ship in 1-2 business days after your order. No endless waiting. Just click and then you’re on the clock.

Cautious Curiosity About The Details

Now, the description says she comes exactly as pictured with all these pre-selected features: hybrid configuration (silicone head plus TPE body), gel breasts, articulated hand skeleton, standing feet, realistic body painting… built-in vagina (that phrase always makes me pause for some reason), weight reduction too. It’s a lot of tech packed into one love doll.

But here’s where my skepticism kicks in: are those “gel breasts” actually going to feel any different from regular ones? Or is that just marketing fluff? And does “articulated hand skeleton” mean she won’t have floppy wrists like so many other dolls? Hmm. I want to believe it’s as good as it sounds—but part of me expects at least one thing not to be quite what I imagined.

Numbers Don’t Lie (But They Don’t Tell You Everything)

Okay, let’s get blunt for a second—the measurements are right there: 5 feet 8 inches tall (172 cm), weight 84 lbs (38 kg), bust 34”, waist 23.6”, hips 38”. F cup size. Shoe size US women’s 4.5-5. Hole depth for those who care—vagina at 7.1 inches and anus at 6.7 inches.

On paper? That’s…a lot of woman for an absolute sex doll—big boobs, big butt, athletic proportions, long legs—the whole package basically screams “starpery bunny fantasy.” But numbers never tell you how awkward it’ll be moving her around your apartment or getting her dressed without feeling like you’re wrangling a mannequin after three drinks.

Real Talk: Hybrid Configuration Is Kind Of Wild

Here’s something that caught my attention more than I expected: hybrid configuration means silicone head + TPE body. Silicone heads look way more realistic and don’t get sticky the way TPE sometimes does; but TPE bodies are softer and less likely to crack over time if you’re not super careful with cleaning routines.

The combo honestly feels like someone finally listened to people who’ve bought dolls before—and got frustrated with or compromises on realism versus feel versus maintenance hassle.

Small Tangent On Hair

Implanted synthetic hair gets its own bullet point in the features list—which made me laugh because last year I had a doll with a wig that wouldn’t stay put no matter what trick I tried (double-sided tape included). Implanted hair means less fiddling around…and probably fewer moments of panic when friends come over unexpectedly and spot stray blonde locks under your couch cushion.

Standing Feet & Movable Joints — Not Just Gimmicks?

I used to think standing feet were pointless until one night when my old doll toppled over mid-photo session and left a dent in my wall—not fun explaining that one later (“oh uh…bad shelf bracket?”). So yeah—standing feet matter more than they should.

Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds great on paper but there’s always this little voice reminding me: even the best joints loosen up over time if you move them too much or too fast—or maybe that was just bad luck on my end?

Paint Job & Weight Reduction — Details That Sneak Up On You

Realistic body painting is another thing where photos rarely do justice; sometimes it looks amazing online but weirdly plastic up close—or vice versa. Guessing Artemis pulls off the illusion better than most given all the fanfare about Starpery craftsmanship floating around forums lately.

Weight reduction though—I remember thinking “how heavy can these really be?” before lifting an older model and nearly pulling my back out; so yeah, shaving off a few pounds makes sense now even if it sounded silly at first glance.

Would I Actually Buy Her?

Honestly…I’m still debating myself here. There’s this cautious optimism bubbling up because everything about Artemis ticks boxes—aesthetically for sure but also functionally (built-in vagina! Articulated hands! Standing feet!). She hits all those keywords people search for without feeling forced into any particular mold—she just is what she is: an absolute sex doll ready-to-go without months of waiting around.

Maybe next paycheck—I don’t know yet—but tempting isn’t even half of it.

Anyway—

Guess we’ll see if impulse wins out this time or not.