Astrid: Swedish Sex Doll — Some Thoughts in the Middle of the Night

The Odd Allure of a “Swedish” Sex Doll

I’ll admit it, I never thought I’d actually write about something called the Astrid Swedish sex doll. But here we are. The internet is like that—one minute you’re reading about Scandinavian design, next thing you know you’re staring at a product page for a 5 foot 7 inch blonde bombshell made out of TPE, with joints that click quietly and proportions that would make an Instagram model jealous.

Honestly? There’s something weirdly… optimistic about these things. Or maybe it’s just me being tired and open to odd possibilities.

Details That Stick Out (and Won’t Leave My Brain)

Let’s get technical for a second—because people searching for absolute sex dolls or even just “B-cup TPE sex doll” probably want some real numbers. Astrid clocks in at 172 cm tall (that’s 5’7”, which is taller than most people expect). She weighs in at 84 lbs, so not exactly light, but not impossible to move around if you’re reasonably fit.

The bust is 35 inches. Underbust: 26 inches. Waist: just under 23 inches. Hips: almost 34. I remember thinking… those numbers sound more like a mannequin than an actual human, but then again, isn’t that part of the point? Realism without reality.

And then there’s the hole depth stuff—vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is a bit less (5.1). It feels clinical to type this out, but people want to know these specifics before they drop their money on something as personal as this.

Shipping Surprises & The Waiting Game

This one caught me off guard—the shipping process is surprisingly discreet. Like, no labels screaming “sex doll inside!” or anything embarrassing like that. Just plain cardboard box vibes.

Processing takes two weeks (which feels long when you're excited or anxious), plus another week for shipping internationally—free shipping though, which is rare with heavy stuff like this. Three weeks total if everything goes smoothly… And yes, sometimes it doesn’t go smoothly (customs can be weird).

I guess what struck me was how much effort goes into making sure buyers don’t feel awkward about delivery day—a little detail that matters more than you’d think until you’re actually waiting for your own package.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints: Not Quite Sci-Fi

One thing I underestimated was how advanced these dolls have gotten—Astrid has a full steel skeleton with movable joints. You can pose her pretty much however you want (within reason), and she stays put unless you move her again.

It’s almost eerie how lifelike she sits when propped up on the couch—a kind of silent roommate who never complains about your Netflix choices or leaves dishes in the sink.

There’s still an uncanny valley effect though; maybe that never fully goes away unless you’re really invested in the fantasy side of things.

Athletic Blonde Vibes & A Tangent About Stereotypes

Quick tangent—I keep seeing “athletic,” “blonde,” and “Swedish” all over Astrid's description. It makes me laugh because somewhere along the way we decided Sweden = tall blondes with perfect abs? Maybe it sells better that way—or maybe it genuinely appeals to some deep-seated fantasy most folks won’t admit out loud.

I wonder if anyone ever orders one just because they always wanted to date someone from Stockholm but never got around to traveling…

Living With A Life-Sized Doll: Small Realizations

There are little things nobody tells you before owning something like this—you need extra closet space if you plan on dressing her up (she fits regular women’s clothes at size medium-ish). Maintenance isn’t hard but it does take commitment; TPE needs powdering now and then or it gets sticky-feeling.

Sometimes late at night I catch myself glancing over at her silhouette against the window blinds and thinking—huh, life really does get stranger as time goes by.

Anyway, there are days where having Astrid around feels oddly comforting—a presence without any pressure attached—and other days where she just seems like another object collecting dust in my apartment corner.

Not sure what else there is to say except… yeah, absolute sex dolls aren’t going away anytime soon—and neither are our complicated feelings about them.