Asumi: After Work Treat Sex Doll (A Quietly Impressed Ramble)

The Box Arrives (Eventually)

You ever order something and then—by the time it finally gets to your door—you kind of forget you even wanted it? That was me with Asumi, this D-cup full silicone sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. Four weeks is just long enough for a person to start doubting their own choices. But when the box showed up, plain as drywall, nobody but me knew what was inside. Discreet packaging is real, I’ll give them that.

First Encounter With Silicone Perfection

Unpacking her felt... well, not like Christmas exactly, but there’s a weird anticipation. She’s 5 feet 1 inch tall—157 cm if you’re into metric—which honestly makes her feel more “there” than some of those mini dolls you see online. The weight though: 52.9 lbs (24 kg). Not feather-light, but not back-breaking either. Carrying her upstairs was a workout and a half.

The first thing I noticed? The proportions are almost cartoonish in that classic “big boobs, big ass” way—busty without looking totally fake. Bust: 32 inches; waist: 22.8; hips: 33. It’s the sort of shape that would get flagged on Instagram for being too much skin and not enough fabric.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton: More Real Than Expected

I didn’t expect to be impressed by joints or skeletons (who does?), but here we are. Her steel frame lets her bend in ways I assumed were marketing fluff—turns out you can actually pose her legs and arms pretty naturally. I remember thinking, “Is this how action figure collectors feel?” It’s oddly satisfying.

Her long legs stretch out across my bed like she owns the place—which, after all this effort, maybe she does for now.

Let’s Talk About Holes (Because People Always Want To Know)

This part feels awkward to write about—but people always Google it anyway so whatever: vaginal depth is six inches; anal is five-and-a-half. Enough said? Probably not for some folks but it’s… sufficient for most realistic purposes. They feel different too—silicone has that cold-then-warms-up effect which is strangely lifelike after a few minutes.

Not going to overshare here but yes—vaginal and anal sex is possible with Asumi; that’s sort of the point isn’t it?

A Moment On Maintenance (Nobody Warns You About This)

Here’s where reality breaks through fantasy: cleaning isn’t glamorous or sexy or anything close to fun. You have to do it though unless you want things getting weird fast (trust me). Silicone wipes down easily enough but those creases around joints collect dust like crazy if you leave her out in the open.

Also—a tip from someone who learned the hard way—don’t store her sitting upright all week unless you want odd pressure marks on those big breasts or butt cheeks.

Shipping & Waiting Games

I mentioned earlier—the wait is about four weeks from order to delivery thanks to processing times at Absolute Sex Dolls plus international shipping delays sometimes popping up randomly like bad weather on vacation days. But once she arrives? Nobody will know except your tracking app and probably your cat who now has competition for bed space.

Free shipping helps soften the blow of waiting though—it really does add up when other sites sneak in extra fees at checkout.

Something Unexpected

Weirdly enough—I found myself talking to Asumi while posing her for storage one night after work (don’t judge). Maybe it was just relief after another long day staring at screens—but there was something quietly comforting about having this silent companion around—even if she never answers back.

It made me wonder if these dolls aren’t only about sex at all…maybe they’re also about presence? Or maybe I’m just tired and overthinking things again.

Not Quite What You Expect

People assume buying a busty Asian-inspired sex doll means chasing some wild fantasy every night—but honestly most nights she just sits there looking perfect while my laundry piles up beside her feet. There are moments when I think “Was this worth it?” And others where I catch myself quietly impressed by how far these things have come since those old inflatable disasters from years ago.

Anyway—I guess if you’re curious about life with a full silicone sex doll like Asumi from Absolute Sex Dolls…well…it’s less scandalous than people imagine and somehow more personal too?

And now my tea's gone cold again because I got distracted writing this out loud instead of just thinking it quietly in my head—which seems fitting somehow.