Auburn: Ready To Ship (And Weirdly, I Kind of Get It)

The California Warehouse Situation

There’s something oddly comforting about knowing a doll—yes, an actual sex doll—is just sitting in a warehouse somewhere in California. Not floating on a ship from who-knows-where. Not stuck in customs limbo. Just waiting, boxed up and ready to be shipped out at the click of a button. Absolute Sex Dolls has this “Auburn” model stored right there, apparently, which means if you order her, she’ll show up at your door in three to seven business days. That’s almost faster than my last Amazon package (which is both impressive and maybe a little unsettling).

No Customization?

No Problem (Sometimes)

Here’s the part that made me pause: Auburn comes exactly as pictured. No tweaks or special requests—what you see is what you get. Built-in vagina option, gel breasts, shrugging shoulders (I did not know dolls could shrug), standing feet… all standard issue for this particular redhead. If you’re cool with her as she is—and if you’re reading this, maybe you are—that’s kind of liberating? There’s no agonizing over options or falling into some endless customization rabbit hole.

If instant gratification isn’t your thing and you want to build-your-own-dream-doll instead, there’s apparently another link for that. But honestly—sometimes the fastest route wins.

Key Features That Actually Surprised Me

Let me admit something: I didn’t expect to be impressed by the technical details here. But then there’s stuff like S-TPE material (soft thermoplastic elastomer for those who care), upgraded gel breasts (they jiggle more realistically than memory foam pillows—I checked), and a steel skeleton with movable joints that lets her pose pretty convincingly.

She stands 5 foot 2 inches tall (157 cm) and weighs around 62 lbs (28kg). Which is heavier than expected—moving her around isn’t exactly effortless—but it adds to the realism in an odd way.

Oh—and yes, vaginal, anal, and oral sex are possible. You probably guessed that part already.

The Numbers Game

Measurements? Sure:

• Bust: 26 inches
• Waist: 19 inches
• Hips: 30 inches

Hole depth gets its own attention here too:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: same
• Mouth: just over five inches

Not sure how many people measure these things with such precision but hey—it matters to someone.

A Moment of Irony

I remember thinking when I first saw Auburn listed under “ready to ship”: Who needs a doll that fast? Then it hit me—prime shipping has ruined us all. We want everything now; patience is out of style. Even sex dolls aren’t immune.

Anyway—I can’t decide if this speaks more about modern convenience or just human nature being impatient as ever.

Unexpected Realizations

The red hair caught my eye first—a proper auburn shade rather than cartoonish orange-reds some brands use—and B-cup proportions feel… believable? There’s something quietly impressive about not going overboard with exaggerated curves or features here; teen vibe without tipping into caricature territory.

Also WM Doll quality seems consistent based on what I’ve seen elsewhere online; their dolls don’t look like haunted mannequins from horror movies—which is honestly saying quite a bit compared to some competitors out there.

Tangent Time

I got distracted halfway through writing this by wondering how many people actually store life-size dolls in their homes without anyone else knowing. Closet space must be at a premium—or maybe everyone just pretends they’re mannequins for fashion projects when guests come over?

Back on track—

Is Fast Delivery Worth It?

If speedy delivery matters more than custom tweaks—and let’s face it sometimes we just want things now—the Auburn ready-to-ship option makes sense in its own strange way. She arrives looking exactly like her photos (no surprises), built-in vagina option included by default so no need for extra decisions unless you really want them.

Honestly though… three to seven business days feels almost suspiciously quick for something so niche but here we are living in the future where even absolute sex dolls can arrive before your next weekend plans are set.

That’s about it—I think I’ve covered most of the quirks and details that stood out to me anyway… weirdly enough, still kind of impressed by how normal it all felt after scrolling through enough product pages. Maybe next time I’ll write about closet storage hacks—for science obviously—not because I’m running out of space myself or anything like that