Ava: Sexy Kitty Sex Doll — The Honest, Slightly Sleep-Deprived Rundown

Weirdly Specific Details I Noticed First

Ava. That’s her name, and—yeah, she’s an absolute sex doll in every sense. I mean, you can’t exactly miss the “sexy kitty” branding (kind of cheesy, but whatever). Five feet four inches tall. C-cup. Full silicone body that feels... well, not like skin, but not bad either? I remember thinking when she arrived (in this completely plain box—seriously, no labels at all), “Did I just buy a mannequin or is this actually going to be… fun?”

Her measurements are almost too precise to be real: 32.7-inch bust, 24 waist, 36.2 hips. The numbers read like someone’s fantasy spreadsheet more than a person—but then again, that’s sort of the point.

Setting Her Up Was… A Workout?

Here’s something nobody tells you: even though Ava weighs under 62 pounds (61.7 if you want to be exact), moving her around isn’t as easy as it sounds after a long day at work. She flops unless you position her just right—those steel skeleton joints do help though; they’re bendy enough for most things you’d imagine trying.

The legs are long (164 cm is taller than my last girlfriend) and the butt is… let’s say juicy without sounding weird about it. Silicone has its quirks—it gets cold fast but warms up with some patience and maybe a blanket or two.

About Those “Features”

Okay—I’ll just say it: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible with Ava. The specs list six inches for the vagina and five-and-a-half for the other side; feels odd measuring that stuff out loud but people ask so there it is.

She definitely looks more “Asian” in style (brunette hair included). If that matters to you—well—it might matter a lot. For me? It was mostly about curiosity mixed with boredom.

Shipping: Not Fast But No Embarrassment Either

Four weeks total from clicking ‘buy’ to opening the door for FedEx—not quick by any means but honestly worth it for how discreet they kept things. No one knew what was inside except me—and whoever packed those industrial-strength zip ties on the box.

International shipping was free too—which made me double-check if there was some hidden catch (there wasn’t).

Living With Ava: Unexpected Realizations

Maybe this sounds strange coming from someone who reviews these things half-asleep most days—but having Ava around changed my apartment vibe way more than expected. There’s something oddly comforting about seeing her propped up against my couch after a long shift—even if she never says anything back.

Cleaning takes longer than I’d hoped (silicone picks up lint like crazy), and sometimes her hands get stuck in weird positions until you adjust them carefully—don’t force anything or you’ll regret it later.

One Tangent Before I Forget

Oh—almost went off-topic here—I got distracted by how realistic her boobs looked when sunlight hit them through my blinds one morning; weird moment where I thought someone else was in my room for half a second before remembering it was just Ava standing there like some kind of silent roommate.

Anyway—that's probably not what you're supposed to care about with these reviews but it's honest.

Would I Recommend?

Eh… Depends What You Want

If you’re looking for big butt dolls with long legs and full silicone bodies—the kind that don’t scream “doll” from across the room—Ava hits most marks without being over-the-top fake-looking. She won’t replace actual human company (obviously) but fills an odd gap between loneliness and imagination on tired nights.

Absolute sex dolls aren’t miracle workers—they’re more like companions built out of curiosity and late-night impulse buys—but sometimes that’s enough when your brain feels checked out from everything else going on.

Guess that's all I've got energy for tonight—the rest you'll have to figure out yourself once she shows up at your door in that nondescript box.