Bailey: Ready To Ship (And Why That Actually Matters)

The warehouse thing nobody talks about

You know how some things just... drag on? Like, you order a couch, or a pair of shoes, or—yes—a sex doll, and suddenly you’re stuck in limbo. Weeks tick by. You forget what life was like before you clicked “checkout.” I’ve been there. I think we all have.

But then there’s Bailey. She’s not lost somewhere in customs hell or sitting on a boat for months. This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship—like actually ready. Not “we’ll get to it when we feel like it” ready, but the kind where she will arrive in 3-7 days after your order is placed. Three days if you’re lucky and live close-ish? Seven if the universe hates you that week.

No customizations—and why I stopped caring

I used to obsess over customization options. Hair this color, eyes that shade, pick a different… whatever. Honestly, it got exhausting fast. With Bailey, what you see is exactly what shows up at your door—she comes exactly as pictured with a built-in vagina (and yeah, it’s as straightforward as it sounds).

There’s something weirdly comforting about that certainty. No second-guessing whether the wig will be off or if the makeup will look weird under real lights instead of those glossy promo shots.

Hybrid details that almost slipped my mind

Bailey has this hybrid sex doll thing going on—a silicone head plus TPE body—which means her face looks more realistic (less uncanny valley) but her body feels softer when you touch her. It’s not something I cared much about until I actually tried both types side by side one time at a friend’s place (long story). Now? I notice it every time.

She’s tall too: 5 feet 7 inches (170 cm), which is basically model height for dolls—or maybe just tall enough not to feel awkward standing next to her in your living room at three in the morning when insomnia hits again.

Oh—and steel skeleton with movable joints means posing isn’t an ordeal. Some dolls are stiff as boards; Bailey bends without feeling like she’ll snap.

Measurements because someone always asks

Look, numbers aren’t everything but people want them:

• Height: 5 feet 7 inches
• Weight: 91 lbs
• Bust: 34.5 inches
• Waist: 25 inches
• Hips: 37 inches
• Bra Cup-size: C-Cup

If you care about hole depth (it comes up more than you'd expect):
Vagina is 7.1 inches deep; anus is just over six inches.

Not sure who measures these things but hey—it matters for some folks.

When “fast” actually feels good

Waiting sucks—I already said that—but having Bailey show up almost instantly? There’s something satisfying about skipping the anticipation spiral entirely and just… getting on with things.

Absolute Sex Dolls has this down to an art now; their shipping process doesn’t mess around if the doll's already chilling in California waiting for a new home.

It surprised me how much relief I felt seeing the tracking update within hours instead of days spent wondering if my order even existed yet.

One small tangent (can’t help myself)

Random thought—I once ordered sushi and a sex doll on the same day out of sheer boredom during lockdowns (don’t judge). Sushi got here first by two hours but Bailey wasn’t far behind compared to other stuff I've waited weeks for from overseas sellers who barely answer emails.

Weirdly enough… that made me trust local warehouses more than any fancy customization menu ever could.

Is there anything missing?

Maybe—the lack of custom options might bug some people who want their own twist on everything they buy online these days. But honestly? Sometimes easy wins out over perfect-for-you-but-delayed-by-three-months-and-still-not-quite-right-anyway.

I guess what I'm saying is—if you're tired of waiting and just want exactly what's shown, no surprises or stress—Bailey being “ready to ship” makes way more difference than you'd think at first glance.

Anyway—I should probably get back to pretending I'm productive today...