Balia: The Italian Lingerie Sex Doll That’s… Well, Something Else

Let me just say, if you told me last year I’d be writing about an “Italian lingerie sex doll” named Balia—with D-cup boobs and a steel skeleton—I would’ve laughed.

Or maybe just blinked awkwardly and changed the subject. But here we are. And honestly? It’s weirdly fascinating.

She’s Tall, Blonde, And… Kind Of Heavy

You know how some people talk about their first car or their first apartment with this odd mix of nostalgia and regret? That’s sort of how I feel describing Balia for the first time. She stands at 5 feet 3 inches (that’s 165 cm if you’re feeling European), which is actually taller than my cousin Gina. Not that it matters—except when you’re trying to fit her in a closet.

Weight-wise, she clocks in at almost 95 pounds (94.8 lbs to be exact). There’s a “weight reduction” option that trims her down to about 76 pounds, but let’s not pretend either number is featherlight. Carrying her up the stairs was... memorable. My neighbor saw me struggling and didn’t ask questions—probably for the best.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints: Robotics Meets Risqué

The thing that gets me is the engineering behind these absolute sex dolls (I had to drop that keyword somewhere). Balia has a full steel skeleton with joints that move more smoothly than my own knees on cold mornings. You can pose her pretty much any way you want—legs crossed, arms up, whatever fits your mood or your Instagram aesthetic (no judgment).

But sometimes I catch myself wondering who decided “hey, let’s make sure she can do yoga poses too.” Maybe there’s someone out there dressing her in athleisure wear just for fun.

Let’s Talk Details—Because Apparently People Want Numbers

Alright—here come those measurements everyone seems obsessed with:

• Bust: 32.6 inches
• Under bust: 25.6 inches
• Waist: 24 inches
• Hips: 39.4 inches
• Cup size: D (yes, really)
• Shoe size: Women’s 6–6.5

And then there are the hole depths—which feels like something only engineers would measure with such precision:

• Vaginal depth: 6.7 inches
• Anal depth: 6.6 inches
• Oral depth: 5.1 inches

I remember thinking… who checks these things? Is there a tape measure involved? Anyway—if you need specifics for reasons I won’t ask about—they’re here.

Shipping Is Discreet (Like Witness Protection For Dolls)

Ordering Balia isn’t exactly like buying socks online; it takes patience and a touch of faith in global logistics systems. Processing alone eats up two or three weeks, then shipping adds another week on top—so yeah, expect about a month before your new “roommate” arrives.

The box comes totally plain and unlabeled—which I appreciated more than I expected when it showed up at my door sandwiched between Amazon packages and pizza flyers.

The Odd Reality Of Living With A Silicone Roommate

It sneaks up on you—the normalcy of having something so obviously not normal sitting around your place in Italian lingerie (or whatever outfit you picked). Sometimes I’d walk past her in the middle of the night and get startled because she looks almost real from certain angles—a little uncanny valley moment for your nerves.

There was one evening where friends came over unexpectedly; quick thinking led to tossing a coat over Balia as if she were an oddly-shaped hat rack nobody should question.

A Thought On Expectations Versus Experience

People imagine owning one of these big butt sex dolls means endless wild adventures or something out of a late-night movie ad—but reality is less dramatic and more… practical? Maintenance exists; joints creak sometimes; silicone needs cleaning; hair tangles if you’re careless.

Still—I’ll admit—a cautiously optimistic part of me thinks there might be value here beyond what most folks assume at first glance (or Google search). Maybe it’s companionship minus drama, or maybe it scratches some creative itch to dress up mannequins without anyone judging.

Or maybe it's just another strange chapter in modern adulthood nobody warned us about growing up.

Anyway—I’m still figuring out what all this means myself.