Celestine: Ready To Ship (And My Brain Is Barely Functioning)

I’ll be honest, I’m not exactly in the mood to write a glowing essay about sex dolls right now.

Not that anyone asked how I feel, but—well, here we are. Celestine is ready to ship. That’s the main point, right? This doll is ready to ship, and if you order her today she’ll go out in 1-2 business days. It’s weirdly efficient for something so… elaborate.

The Head Ships Separately (Which Tripped Me Up)

When I first read “the head will ship separately from the body,” I actually paused and stared at my screen for a good minute. Maybe it’s just me being tired, but there’s something oddly surreal about imagining a box with legs and arms arriving one day, then a head showing up later like some kind of delayed puzzle piece. Anyway—if you’re buying Celestine, just don’t be surprised when FedEx hands you two different boxes.

Details That Stuck Out (Maybe Because My Brain Needed Distraction)

She comes exactly as pictured: full silicone body, gel breast & buttocks (that’s apparently important), implanted synthetic hair that looks shockingly real in photos—even though I know it isn’t—and standing feet without bolts. No Frankenstein stuff sticking out of her toes or anything.

The hand skeleton is articulated, which means her fingers can move more naturally than those stiff mannequin hands you see sometimes. There’s realistic body painting too; honestly, they’ve gone all-in on detail here. The jaw moves for oral sex—I mean… yeah. They really thought of everything.

The Features List Feels Endless

Hourglass figure? Check. F-cup? Yep. Tall—like actually tall for a doll: 5’6” or 168cm if metric makes more sense in your brain right now. Vaginal sex possible (they spell it out). Steel skeleton with movable joints—that part almost sounds industrial but it matters if you want posability.

There’s weight reduction built in because otherwise these things get heavy fast; still weighs over 70 pounds though (71.5 lbs / 32.5 kg). Not exactly something you casually toss around.

Measurements Got Stuck In My Mind

Bust: 32.8 inches
Under bust: 24 inches
Waist: 21 inches
Hips: 36.6 inches
Cup size F
Shoe size women’s 6-6.5

I remember thinking—whoever did this math must have been very precise or maybe obsessed with symmetry? Or maybe that’s just how these things go at absolute sex dolls HQ.

Odd Tangent About Hole Depths

Not sure why this stuck with me so much today but… they list hole depths like specs on an appliance: Vagina: 6.7 inches Anus: 6.6 inches Mouth: 5.1 inches

It feels clinical and weirdly personal at the same time—a reminder that this whole product category walks a strange line between fantasy and engineering.

Asian Hybrid Vibe & Other Labels

Celestine is tagged as “asian,” “hybrid,” “young.” Her legs look long in the photos—maybe longer than mine ever did even before I stopped running regularly (not relevant but my mind wandered there anyway). Silicone construction means she’ll last longer than some TPE models floating around online.

What Actually Surprised Me

One thing no one told me before poking around all these listings—the realism gets under your skin after awhile; not literally obviously—but mentally? You start noticing details like shoe size and joint flexibility when you’re watching TV or folding laundry and suddenly wonder what other people are doing with their evenings.

Absolute sex dolls has made this particular model as close to human as possible without crossing into uncanny valley territory... well, maybe sometimes she does cross over depending on lighting or angle but that's another story for another day—or never actually written down anywhere public.

If You’re Still Reading This…

You probably already know what you want from Celestine or any other high-end silicone sex doll by now—a mix of fantasy fulfillment and technical artistry jammed together inside two cardboard boxes delivered by someone who definitely doesn’t ask questions at your door.

Anyway—I need coffee or sleep or both at once somehow—but yes: Celestine is ready to ship fast if you want her exactly as shown above, features locked in place like a pre-built gaming PC except way more personal (and less likely to crash). The only thing left is whether she fits into whatever story you're living right now—or maybe you're just window shopping like I was half an hour ago before getting lost writing about jaw hinges and hole depths again...

Guess that's where I'll leave it tonight—half-finished thoughts and all