Cersei: Busty Firecracker Sex Doll — A Real User’s Reluctant Dive

When Curiosity Gets the Better of You

Ever get that feeling you’re about to do something kind of ridiculous, but you go ahead anyway? That was me, staring at a checkout screen for the Cersei “Busty Firecracker” sex doll. I’d seen her plastered all over absolute sex dolls forums—red hair, big boobs (like, not even subtle), and yeah, the sort of proportions that make your brain short-circuit for a second. Not really my usual scene. But curiosity is a weird beast.

There’s this constant hum online about hybrid vs full silicone options. People seem to argue forever about it. I picked silicone because… honestly, if you’re going to spend this much money on something like this, why half-ass it? Hybrid just sounded like a compromise I didn’t want to explain to myself later.

Details They Don’t Bother Hiding

I’m still not sure who decided 4 feet 10 inches (148 cm) was the sweet spot for these things. The box says she weighs 68 lbs (31 kg). Lifting her out of the packaging felt like wrestling with an expensive mannequin—awkward, but doable if you don’t skip arm day.

The bust is huge (36 inches), waist surprisingly tight at 24.4 inches, hips at 38 inches—F cup territory for sure. Shoe size: US women’s 4.5-5 if you care about dressing up your love doll in tiny sneakers or whatever.

Hole depth? That’s apparently important enough that they print it everywhere: vagina is 7.1 inches deep; anus is just under at 6.7 inches. There’s no polite way to say this stuff so I’ll just move along.

Shipping: An Exercise in Paranoia

This part actually surprised me—in a good way? The shipping was free and international (which always makes me suspicious). Box shows up three weeks later, plain as bread, no labels or “hey look what your neighbor ordered!” moments.

Processing time takes two or three weeks before anything moves at all—then shipping adds another week or so. Felt longer than it probably was because every day I expected some delivery disaster or nosy post office worker asking questions.

Joints & Skeletons & Slightly Creepy Realism

Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds impressive until you realize how many positions there are to accidentally jam a finger or twist something too far. She’s flexible though—not flimsy—and holding poses isn’t hard once you get used to the resistance.

That athletic vibe people talk about? It comes from those long legs and big butt combo—a little cartoonish maybe but not totally off-putting unless hyper-realism is what you’re after (it wasn’t for me).

Weirdly enough—I caught myself thinking she looked almost too alive in certain lighting. Redhead wig seemed extra bright against my apartment walls; there’s something uncanny about seeing big breasts and big butt proportions standing next to actual furniture instead of pixel backgrounds on websites like Starpery or wherever else these dolls get hyped up.

Not What You Expect… Or Maybe Exactly What You Do

I kept expecting some glaring flaw—a seam showing through the silicone skin maybe—or cheapness somewhere obvious since “absolute sex dolls” gets thrown around so much online as if they’re flawless by default.

Nope—none of that jumped out immediately anyway. Joints moved smoothly; nothing squeaked weirdly; everything stayed where it should during use (I’ll leave details vague here). If anything, I underestimated how heavy she’d feel moving room-to-room—which made me rethink some logistics pretty fast.

Tangent: Storage Nightmares & Tiny Shoes

Here’s where things got unexpectedly annoying: storage is not simple when your new roommate doesn’t fold up nicely into a drawer somewhere. Closet space disappears fast when there’s an athletic redhead taking up most of it—even more so when you start collecting clothes in size US women’s 4.5-5 because… well… why not?

It gets kind of absurd after a while—the lengths people will go for realism versus convenience versus avoiding awkward conversations with guests who open the wrong door by accident.

One Thing That Bugs Me Still

There’s one thing that keeps nagging—maybe it shouldn’t matter but here we are—the processing time feels unnecessarily mysterious sometimes (“2-3 weeks” could mean anything). And then there are all these little reminders that yes, someone somewhere packed this thing by hand and shipped it halfway across the world just for me… which feels oddly personal for such an impersonal purchase.

Anyway—I guess if you're looking for big boobs and an athletic build in a love doll without any loud branding on your doorstep, Cersei checks those boxes better than most I've seen floating around absolute sex dolls circles online.

Is she worth it? Depends what you're after—but that's probably true about everything in this category.

And now I'm stuck figuring out where to put her shoes again...