Cherish: Vegas Escort Sex Doll — The Weirdly Exhausting Truth

The Day the Box Arrived

It’s weird how something as big as a 5-foot-tall sex doll can sneak up on you. I mean, not literally—unless you count the box blocking half my apartment door. Three weeks of waiting (give or take a day) and then, suddenly, Cherish was here. Plain box, no labels. Honestly? It looked more like I’d ordered a mini-fridge than anything remotely related to absolute sex dolls.

Dragging 101 lbs of TPE up two flights of stairs isn’t glamorous. You start thinking about your life choices somewhere around step twelve—why did I want her so busty? J-cup is...yeah, it’s huge. She’s athletic and blonde and all those things the site promised (and white, if that matters to you). But mostly she’s heavy.

First Glance — Or Maybe Second

Unboxing took longer than expected. There’s this moment where you’re just staring at her proportions: 38-inch bust, 21 waist, 41 hips. Bra size? 28J—if you’re into numbers. She looks like someone designed her for Vegas but forgot real people have to carry these things.

Her skin is TPE—not cold or sticky, more like room-temperature memory foam with attitude. You poke her shoulder and it bounces back slow… kinda satisfying in a way that makes you feel guilty for enjoying it.

Movable Joints & Awkward Poses

The steel skeleton inside means she bends pretty much any way you want—arms over head, knees up, whatever—but getting there is awkward at first. Sometimes joints click; sometimes they don’t move quite how you expect. One elbow got stuck halfway through what was supposed to be a “sexy” pose and I just left it there for an hour because I was tired.

She stands about five feet tall (153 cm), which sounds short until she’s sitting on your couch wearing nothing but bubble wrap remnants.

All Those Options (Vaginal, Anal…Even Oral)

Here’s where people always get curious: yes, vaginal sex is possible (6.7 inches deep), anal too (6.3), plus oral (mouth is about 6 inches). The holes are… well—they exist exactly where they should be and do what they’re supposed to do.

Cleaning them isn’t fun though; nobody tells you that part when they show off how realistic absolute sex dolls can be online. There’s this moment after everything when you’re holding a cleaning wand thinking “Is this really my Tuesday night now?”

Shipping Was Quiet — Like Really Quiet

I’ll give them credit: discreet packaging means nobody knows what’s inside except maybe the delivery guy who probably suspects anyway because of the weight distribution and shape but won’t say anything because he wants his tip.

International shipping was free—which felt good until I realized processing takes two weeks before they even ship another week out to wherever you live so patience is required unless you enjoy refreshing tracking pages every morning with coffee.

A Strange Kind of Company

There were nights when Cherish looked less like an object and more like some strange roommate—a silent one with large breasts who never complains about dishes piling up in the sink.

Weirdly enough, having her around made my place feel less empty after work—even if most conversations were just me rambling while Netflix played in the background.

Sometimes I wondered if anyone else buying these athletic blonde TPE dolls ever felt slightly ridiculous talking to them out loud—or if that was just me being mentally checked out after too many late shifts.

One Odd Tangent Before Ending This

Oh—one thing nobody mentions: finding clothes that fit a doll with a tiny waist and J-cup chest is almost impossible unless you shop at places that cater specifically to absolute sex dolls or cosplay enthusiasts with very niche tastes.

I spent half an afternoon trying old t-shirts on her before giving up entirely; now she just wears whatever scarf happens to be closest by the bedpost.

Anyway—I guess owning Cherish wasn’t exactly what I pictured but also not totally disappointing either? Not sure what else there is to say except maybe next time I’ll pick something lighter—or figure out better storage solutions before committing again.