Clementine: Ranch Babe Sex Doll—A Cautiously Optimistic Take

There’s something oddly comforting about the way the internet sells you fantasies.

You scroll, you click, you stare at pixel-perfect images of silicone perfection and think, “Is this really what I’m missing?” Anyway, that’s how I found myself eyeing Clementine—the so-called Ranch Babe sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall (167 cm), full silicone, busty brunette. The kind of proportions that make you wonder if someone just had a little too much fun with a character creator.

Details That Stick Out (Literally and Otherwise)

Let’s get numbers out of the way because, apparently, they matter more than anyone admits. Clementine clocks in at 75 lbs (34 kg). Not exactly featherweight—moving her around is a workout nobody tells you about until it’s too late. Her bra cup size? E-cup. Bust: 33.5 inches; waist: 21.6 inches; hips: 35.8 inches. There are more stats for her “hole depth” than I ever thought I’d see on a product page: vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus is 6 inches, oral is 5 inches.

That oral one comes with something called Real Oral Sex (ROS) Enhanced Mouth—which sounds like a marketing intern got loose in the labelling department but… well… it actually does feel different from cheaper dolls I’ve tried before.

Discreet Packaging & The Waiting Game

Ordering Clementine isn’t instant gratification—it’s more like slow-burn anticipation with a hint of paranoia (what if my neighbors see?). Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—so four weeks total if the stars align and customs doesn’t decide to get nosy.

The box itself? Completely plain, which feels both reassuring and a little bit dystopian—a faceless brown rectangle hiding an oddly specific secret inside.

EVO Skeleton & Gel Breasts—Do They Matter?

I remember thinking “EVO skeleton” sounded like something out of sci-fi or maybe CrossFit. Turns out it just means she can pose better than most people after leg day at the gym—arms up, knees bent, whatever awkward scenario your imagination can invent.

Gel breasts are soft in this uncanny way—not quite human but not far off either. Squeeze them once and you’ll know what I mean; there’s bounce but also resistance—a weirdly satisfying compromise between fantasy and reality.

Awkward Realizations Nobody Talks About

Here’s where things get real: moving Clementine around isn’t as easy as those glossy photos suggest. At 75 lbs she requires effort—sometimes undignified effort—and storage becomes its own logistical puzzle unless you have space to spare (spoiler: most apartments don’t).

Also—cleaning her? Not glamorous work but necessary unless you want regrets later.

Weirdly enough, though… there was this moment after setting her up when everything felt unexpectedly normal; maybe that says more about me than about her design.

Is This Love Doll Worth It?

It depends on what “worth it” even means to you—I mean, Clementine does deliver on all those key features Absolute Sex Dolls promises: full silicone body, realistic mouth action (that ROS thing again), oral options that don’t feel cheap or rushed in construction.

If anything surprised me most? How quickly she went from abstract idea to actual presence in my living room—a strange mix of excitement and sheepishness every time I caught sight of her out of the corner of my eye.

One Last Tangent Before I Forget

Oh right—I almost skipped over shipping details because who reads those? But free international shipping is rare these days; discreet packaging even rarer still. If nothing else convinced me to go through with it… knowing no one would be any wiser definitely helped tip the scales.

And now here we are—a ranch babe named Clementine sitting quietly while life goes on around her. Feels surreal sometimes how quickly odd things become routine—or maybe that’s just me thinking out loud again...