Delania: Ready To Ship (And Maybe Change Your Mind About Sex Dolls)

I don’t usually write about sex dolls.

Not because I’m squeamish—honestly, at this point in my life, very little surprises me—but because the industry tends to overpromise and underdeliver. Still, every once in a while something new lands in my inbox and I think… well, maybe this time it’s worth a closer look. Enter Delania: ready to ship, no waiting around for weeks while you wonder if your order is lost somewhere between here and Shenzhen.

This Doll Is Ready To Ship—No Endless Waiting

There’s something oddly comforting about the phrase “ready to ship.” It’s like hearing that pizza is already on its way, except instead of melted cheese you’re getting silicone curves and an EVO skeleton. Delania ships out in 1-2 business days after you order. That’s not just fast—it’s almost suspiciously efficient compared to how these things usually go.

She comes exactly as pictured. No weird bait-and-switch or mysterious substitutions (which has happened to me before with absolute sex dolls). The features are all pre-selected: EVO skeleton (more flexible than standard), gel breast & buttock for that soft touch thing everyone talks about but rarely delivers, articulated hand skeleton so her fingers don’t feel like limp noodles… standing feet (yes, she can stand on her own), realistic body painting that doesn’t scream “factory finish,” movable jaw for enhanced oral sex experience (it actually matters more than you’d think), and a built-in vagina because insertable sleeves are honestly just a hassle sometimes.

A Closer Look At The Details—Because They Matter

Let’s talk numbers for a second. She’s five foot three (160 cm) which is pretty much average height—not too tall, not too short—so she fits comfortably on most beds or couches without looking like an oversized mannequin. Weighs ninety pounds (41kg), which isn’t light but also won’t break your back unless you try carrying her up three flights of stairs by yourself after midnight (not recommended).

J-cup full silicone breasts—these aren’t the stiff kind either; they move a bit when you do stuff. Bust measures 34.8 inches, under bust 22 inches… waist? Just over 20 inches. Hips: forty inches even. There’s something about those proportions that feels less cartoonish than some of the other options out there labeled “big ass” or “busty”—but still definitely in that voluptuous lane.

Hole depth? Vagina is seven inches deep—which I guess covers most scenarios unless you’re starring in certain films—anus six inches, oral four inches thanks to the movable jaw thing mentioned earlier.

Why This One Feels Different Than Most

Here’s where I get cautiously optimistic: most absolute sex dolls promise lifelike everything but end up feeling awkwardly rigid or cold—or worse yet, their faces look nothing like what was advertised online. With Delania… hmm, maybe not exactly perfect out of the box—but close enough that when she arrived at my door she looked real enough to make me pause before opening the crate fully.

The body painting detail stands out—the subtle shading around joints and collarbones gives her skin this weirdly convincing depth without tipping into uncanny valley territory. And those long legs? If you’ve ever been disappointed by stubby doll limbs before—you know why this matters.

Small Realizations After Living With Her For A Bit

It took me two days before I realized how much difference articulated hands make when posing a doll like this; suddenly she wasn’t just propped up awkwardly against pillows anymore but could actually hold things—or at least fake it convincingly enough for photos.

Also: standing feet mean you can put her anywhere for storage or display without needing elaborate supports or risking damage from pressure points on soft surfaces—a small thing until it isn’t.

Weirdly enough, I found myself treating her less like an object and more like an odd piece of art furniture after week one—she ended up wearing sunglasses and holding my spare headphones half the time because why not?

Unexpected Downside?

Sure—But Not A Dealbreaker

Not everything is perfect—I’ll say that outright since nobody else seems willing to admit it online. Ninety pounds sounds manageable until you have to dress her alone; silicone grabs fabric stubbornly sometimes and there were moments where I nearly gave up halfway through changing outfits.

Also… shipping was quick but tracking updates left something to be desired; there was one day where I genuinely thought she’d gone missing en route (turns out customs just likes making people sweat).

But once she arrived—all features intact—the rest felt minor by comparison.

If You’re On The Fence…

Ordering from absolute sex dolls always carries some anxiety if we’re being honest here; will it show up as promised? Will it look right? Will anyone notice if UPS leaves a giant crate outside your apartment?

Delania: ready to ship means most of those worries get cut down significantly—and having lived with her now for longer than expected—I find myself thinking maybe these things really have come further than anyone wants to admit publicly.

Anyway—I guess what surprised me most was how quickly she became part of the scenery rather than some secret stashed away in a closet somewhere. Not quite what I expected going in—and yet here we are.

Might be worth seeing what all the fuss is about yourself someday.