Doreen: Netflix and Chill Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Take

I’ll admit it: I was never really a “sex doll person.” There’s always that weird mix of curiosity and, yeah, skepticism. You see the ads—platinum silicone, steel skeletons, whatever—and you wonder who actually buys these things. Then you end up on some site (mine was Absolute Sex Dolls) at 2am, scrolling through pages of faces that look slightly too perfect. I landed on Doreen. Not sure why her specifically—maybe the Netflix and Chill thing felt less… clinical?

The Numbers Are Real (And Kind of Surprising)

Height? 5 foot 6 inches. That’s taller than I expected for a sex doll, honestly. She weighs in at 84 pounds—dragging her out of the box was more awkward than heavy, but still not what I’d call light. If you’ve ever tried to move an uncooperative mannequin—yeah, it’s like that.

Measurements are all over the product page: bust just under 32 inches, waist at 22, hips at about 36. They list everything down to the hole depths (vagina: 6.3 inches; anus: 5.1). It feels clinical reading it off—a little strange—but when you’re actually there in your apartment with this platinum silicone figure staring back… well.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints — Not What I Expected

Here’s where my skepticism started to crack a bit. The steel skeleton is no joke—the joints actually move in ways that feel almost unsettlingly human-like. Knees bend (sometimes with a soft click), arms pose how you want them to stay… except when they don’t and sort of flop back unexpectedly.

It’s not exactly lifelike but it isn’t cartoonish either; there’s something quietly impressive about how much engineering goes into these things now compared to what people imagine from old TV jokes.

Discreet Delivery Is Actually Discreet

One thing I worried about? Neighbors seeing a giant box labeled “Netflix and Chill Sex Doll” on my porch or something equally mortifying. Turns out the packaging is as plain as they promise—just a big cardboard rectangle with nothing but shipping tape holding my dignity together.

Took about three weeks total from order to delivery (they say 3-4 weeks), which felt like forever while also being faster than most furniture stores manage lately.

An Unexpected Moment

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking this as I set her up for the first time—there’s an odd sense of presence she brings into an empty room. Not alive obviously but also not just plastic propped against the wall either.

Something about those long legs (166 cm tall is hard to ignore), big breasts, young-ish features—it hits different in person versus all those glossy online photos that blur together after awhile.

Possible Downsides?

Sure

Alright—not everything is perfect here (and if anyone tells you otherwise they’re probably selling something). Moving Doreen around takes effort; she doesn’t stand on her own unless you wedge her just right against something solid.

Cleaning is… work-intensive (no way around it). Also: even platinum silicone gets cold if left untouched for too long—which can be jarring if you forget and reach out in the dark for company only to meet icy skin instead of warmth.

Did My Mind Change?

I guess this is where my skepticism gave way to something closer to acceptance—or maybe mild surprise? These dolls aren’t quite what late-night comedians make them out to be anymore; there’s craftsmanship here, even personality if you squint hard enough during one of those Netflix marathons gone sideways.

Would I recommend Doreen or any absolute sex dolls model outright? Eh—not universally. But if curiosity keeps nagging at your brain like mine did… maybe don’t write it off so fast next time.

Still haven’t figured out where exactly she belongs in my apartment though—that part remains unresolved.