Ellie: Ready to Ship (And Maybe Change My Mind About Delivery Times)

The Waiting Game, or Not

I’ll admit it—usually, I’m the type who scrolls past anything that says “ships in 4-6 weeks.” I get it, custom stuff takes time. But after a few too many delays (and one lost package saga I still can’t laugh about), my patience for waiting has thinned out like old socks. That’s why when I saw Ellie: Ready To Ship with this big promise—This doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship, she’ll show up in 3-7 business days—I actually raised an eyebrow. Three to seven days? For real? In this economy?

Fast Isn’t Always Bad

Here’s what surprised me: the whole “ready to ship” thing doesn’t mean you’re getting some random leftover. Ellie comes exactly as pictured—athletic, brunette, skinny but not fragile-looking, C-cup TPE sex doll standing at 5 feet 2 inches (well, technically 159 cm). She’s got those gel breasts (honestly better than expected), the built-in vagina option (no awkward inserts rolling around), and standing feet that don’t wobble.

It’s weird how much relief there is in just knowing what will arrive. No guessing if the hair color will be off or if her proportions are going to look cartoonish. What you see is what shows up on your doorstep.

A Quick Dive Into Details

Details matter more than people think—especially with absolute sex dolls like these. Let me rattle off a few numbers because someone always asks:

• Height: 5’3” (159cm)
• Weight: 84 lbs (38kg)
• Bust: 32.7/20.7/35.8 inches
• Vagina depth: 7.1 inches
• Anal depth: 6.7 inches
• Mouth depth: 5.9 inches

Steel skeleton inside, joints move smoothly but not floppy—it actually feels sturdy when you pose her or stand her up.

The Customization Trade-Off

There’s always a trade-off with these things though. If you want Ellie exactly as she looks—brunette, athletic build, c cup—you’re golden and she’ll be at your door before you finish binge-watching something forgettable on Netflix.

But maybe you’re a tinkerer? Want different eyes or something wild like elf ears? Then…well, this isn’t your route; click here for customization and settle in for the long haul shipping-wise.

I remember thinking about swapping out features once—but honestly by week four of waiting I just wanted something to arrive already.

Living With Decisions

The first night was oddly anticlimactic—not bad! Just… normal? She looked pretty much like the photos online (which never happens). No surprises except maybe how heavy she felt moving her from box to bed; those steel joints add up fast.

There was a moment where I wondered if faster shipping meant corners cut somewhere else—but no weird smells or odd seams anywhere on her skin. TPE felt soft enough without being sticky; joints didn’t creak either.

Weirdly enough, having her arrive so quick made me less nervous about the whole process—the anticipation didn’t have time to build into anxiety.

One Tangent Before I Forget

This probably doesn’t matter to everyone but since Ellie came from a California warehouse it meant no customs headaches for me (I’m West Coast). If you’ve ever had a box held hostage by border agents…you know why that matters more than anyone admits online.

Anyway—I guess what I’m saying is sometimes speed does win over customization fatigue and uncertainty.

Not Quite Wrapped Up

Could there be downsides? Sure—if you need every detail tailored or want ultra-specific measurements tweaked then yeah, wait for a custom order from absolute sex dolls instead of jumping on the ready-to-ship train.

But honestly? Getting exactly what was promised—in less than a week—isn’t something I take for granted anymore. Maybe next time I'll try customizing again…but right now I'm just glad she showed up fast and didn't make me regret clicking "add to cart."