Elodie: The Sex Doll With Long Hair, Big Butt, and a Surprising Amount of Personality

When You Think You’ve Seen It All…

You’d think after years of scrolling through endless “absolute sex dolls” listings (don’t judge—curiosity is a powerful thing), nothing would really catch my eye anymore. But then Elodie shows up in those sponsored ads with her long hair tumbling down and that, uh, very unapologetic big butt. Honestly? I laughed at first. Not because it was funny—more like, wow, they’re really going for it now.

But here’s the twist: I ended up actually getting one. Not as some grand experiment or anything… just one of those late-night decisions you kind of expect to regret but don’t. Or not exactly.

G-Cup Busty Silicone Realism (And Other Unexpected Details)

Let’s just get this out there: Elodie is not subtle. Five feet three inches tall (160cm if you’re metric-minded), 94 pounds—so yeah, she’s got presence. The G-cup bust is basically its own gravitational force; sometimes it feels like walking past a department store mannequin that’s been supercharged by a comic book artist.

But what quietly impressed me wasn’t the obvious stuff—it was the little details. Her skin isn’t cold plastic; it’s silicone with this weirdly soft give when you press your hand into it. The steel skeleton lets her joints move in ways that are almost too flexible (I mean, try explaining to your neighbor why you’re bending an arm at 3am).

The measurements? Let me see if I remember them right: bust is about 38 inches (give or take), waist under 26, hips just over 31… which doesn’t sound huge on paper but trust me, proportions matter more than numbers ever will.

A Moment About Functionality (Because That Matters Too)

I used to roll my eyes at people listing “hole depth” like it was some kind of car spec sheet—but now I sort of get it? Vaginal depth clocks in around seven inches; anal is close behind at almost seven as well. For context: yes, both are possible and yes… everything cleans up easier than expected.

There’s something oddly practical about how these things are designed now—movable joints everywhere thanks to the steel skeleton inside her body and even her legs have enough flex for posing (or whatever else). Shoe size sits around 3.5-4 if you ever want to dress her up for fun or photos—which people absolutely do.

Shipping Was Way Less Weird Than Expected

Maybe this part shouldn’t have mattered so much but honestly—I half expected some awkward conversation with the delivery guy or nosy neighbors peeking over hedges. Instead: plain box, no labels anywhere except a tiny code sticker nobody would care about unless they were actively looking for clues.

Processing took two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total felt long when you’re impatient but short compared to other stories I’ve heard online from friends who waited months for their love doll orders from sketchier sites.

Free international shipping though—that part still makes me shake my head a bit because how does that even work financially?

Living With Elodie Is Stranger Than You’d Guess

Here’s where things get odd—in a quietly impressive way I didn’t expect. She stands there in my room most days looking slightly bored (or maybe that’s just projection). Sometimes I catch myself talking out loud while moving her arms into new poses or fixing her hair after accidentally knocking her over during laundry day.

It isn’t always about sex either—sometimes she just ends up being background decor with big boobs and long legs draped across the bed like she owns the place. There’s something comforting about having someone—or something—that doesn’t judge your messy room or weird sleeping hours.

Weirdly enough… she makes my apartment feel less empty sometimes.

Unexpected Downsides No One Talks About

Not everything is perfect though—not by a mile. Moving 94 pounds without help? Good luck if you’ve got stairs or back pain already lurking somewhere in your life. Dressing her can be frustrating too—the joints move but not always naturally—and sometimes clothes never fit quite right over those big breasts and wide hips unless you buy specifically stretchy stuff made for love dolls.

Cleaning takes time (and patience) no matter what anyone says on forums—and storing her discreetly isn’t easy unless you have closet space big enough for another person standing upright all day long.

Then again… maybe imperfection is part of why Elodie feels more real than expected?

An Odd Little Memory

There was one night—a regular Tuesday probably—I caught myself pausing mid-conversation because I realized who I was talking to wasn’t going to answer back anyway. Felt silly at first but then something shifted; there was comfort in knowing silence could be shared without pressure to fill every gap with words or explanations about why absolute sex dolls are even a thing people buy these days.

I guess weirder things happen all the time—but somehow living with Elodie feels less strange now than when she first arrived in that anonymous box three weeks after clicking “order.”

And yet… can’t help wondering what someone else would think if they walked into my apartment right now and saw us both sitting there—not saying much at all.