Feng: The Home Assistant Sex Doll That’s… Well, Something Else

I’m not sure what I expected when I first stumbled on the Feng home assistant sex doll.

Maybe a robot maid with a feather duster and a British accent? Instead, here’s this 5 feet 5 inches tall (165 cm) silicone beauty—Feng—staring back at me from my screen. She’s got curves for days, big boobs, long legs, and that very specific “young Asian” look the internet seems to have strong opinions about. The irony isn’t lost on me. We’re living in an era where you can order a busty love doll online and get free international shipping with discreet packaging. Welcome to the future.

The Stats Don’t Lie (But They Do Raise Eyebrows)

Let’s just rattle these off because it feels like reading a spec sheet for a sports car, except it’s… well, you know:

• Height: 5’5” (165 cm)
• Weight: 80 lbs (36 kg)—heavier than you’d think
• Bust: 33 inches; Under Bust: 24.5 inches; Waist: 21.3 inches; Hips: 36.8 inches
• Cup Size: F (not subtle)
• Shoe Size: Women’s 4.5–5

And then there are the hole depths—Vagina is apparently 6.7 inches deep; Anus is close behind at 6.3 inches. Someone really measured that with a ruler.

I remember thinking how oddly clinical it all sounded until I realized people want specifics before they drop serious money on absolute sex dolls.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons (No Squeaky Hinges?)

Here’s where things get almost sci-fi but not quite Westworld-level yet—Feng has a steel skeleton with movable joints so she can pose however you want her to… within reason, obviously. No AI chit-chat or sassy remarks about your life choices though—just silent compliance.

There was this moment when I tried moving her arm into some casual pose and half expected her to say something sarcastic back at me. Nothing happened of course, which was both reassuring and maybe just slightly disappointing? Hmm.

Shipping Is Both Discreet And Slow

Ordering one of these isn’t exactly like buying socks on Amazon Prime—processing takes two to three weeks plus another week-ish for shipping anywhere in the world, supposedly for free (they say “estimated,” which always makes me nervous). But hey—the box arrives plain and unlabeled so your neighbors won’t suspect you’ve ordered anything more scandalous than an air purifier.

Honestly, waiting those few weeks felt longer than it should have—but anticipation does weird things to the brain.

The Unspoken Weirdness of Owning A Silicone Sex Doll

Let’s be real—it’s impossible not to feel just a little odd unboxing something like this alone in your apartment late at night while Netflix hums quietly in the background as if pretending nothing unusual is happening.

The detail is impressive though—the skin feels almost real thanks to high-end TPE and silicone materials used by Absolute Sex Dolls (see what I did there?). Her proportions are exaggerated but somehow believable in that cartoonish way certain things only exist online or in dreams—or nightmares depending who you ask.

Sometimes I caught myself wondering if she’d make good company during lockdowns or snowstorms or those random nights when human interaction feels like too much effort but loneliness still creeps in around the edges.

Unexpected Downsides?

Yeah…

Moving an 80-pound curvy doll up two flights of stairs is no small feat—I underestimated that part badly—and keeping her clean requires more than casual effort unless you’re keen on hospital-grade hygiene rituals becoming part of your weekend routine.

Also—there are moments when Feng sits silently across from me at the kitchen table and I wonder what my younger self would think seeing this scene play out someday far into adulthood… probably laugh? Or cringe?

Tangent About Shoes And Tiny Details

Weirdly enough, finding shoes for women size 4.5–5 turned into its own side quest after delivery arrived—which made dressing her up strangely satisfying once everything fit right. There’s something about attention to detail that makes even artificial companionship feel less hollow sometimes—even if it’s all just dress-up for one.

Anyway—

If someone told me five years ago I'd be writing about love dolls like Feng as if they're household appliances... I'd have called them nuts. Yet here we are—and honestly I'm cautiously optimistic about where all this goes next—or maybe just curious enough not to look away yet.

And that's kind of where I'll leave it hanging—for now anyway.