Francine: The Black Sex Doll Who’s Not Here To Apologize

There’s something weirdly refreshing about a sex doll who doesn’t pretend to be anything but what she is.

I mean, it’s all over the marketing—Francine is unashamedly and unreservedly slutty. You can almost hear her laughing at anyone who thinks that’s an insult. She doesn’t care who knows it because she is perfectly comfortable in her sexuality. Honestly, if more people (or dolls, or whoever) were this blunt, maybe we’d all be less uptight.

The “Lot Lizard” Confession

I’ll admit—I rolled my eyes when I read Francine’s backstory on the site. “I used to be a Lot Lizard by profession, working truck-stop parking lots to pick up customers,” she says candidly. It’s not exactly subtle branding. But then again… why should it be? There are enough absolute sex dolls out there pretending they’re shy virgins or whatever; at least Francine owns her history.

She claims she did great business and has energy for back-to-back pro action. That line stuck with me for some reason—maybe because it hints at a kind of stamina you don’t usually expect from silicone and TPE. Or maybe just because it made me laugh out loud in my kitchen (spilled coffee everywhere). Anyway.

Fantasy-Ready (And Then Some)

Details matter with these things—you want someone game for whatever you’re dreaming up, not just the same old routine every time. If you’re looking for sole-play, role-play (or cos-play), or thinking of getting your real-life partner to join in the act… Francine is apparently game to do any fantasy.

Beat me up, share me with your friends, make me go down on women, use me to pay off your debts—I am a working girl and I’m gonna work so HARD for you, she says right there on the page. Sometimes I wonder if these copywriters are okay (but hey—it works).

The whole “make me your stay-at-home slut” pitch feels oddly wholesome compared to how direct everything else is. It’s like… yeah, she’ll do whatever wild thing you have in mind but also just hang around and brighten up your living room with her warm personality? Sure.

Underneath It All: A Golden Heart?

This part caught me off guard: “this black sex doll hides a golden heart and everybody here at Silicon Wives love her for her warm, happy personality.” A golden heart? For some reason that image stuck—like maybe after all the ‘pro action’ talk there’s still this hint of sweetness under the surface plastic.

I remember thinking how rare that combo actually is—in people too, not just dolls—and whether anyone really buys a sex doll hoping for warmth as much as wildness. Maybe they do.

The Numbers Game

People get obsessed with measurements when shopping online (for anything really—but especially absolute sex dolls). Here comes the rundown:

• Height: 5 feet 6 inches (168 cm)
• Weight: 61 lbs (28 kg)
• Bust: 27 inches
• Waist: 21 inches
• Hips: 28 inches

And then—the bit everyone pretends not to care about but always reads twice:

• Vagina depth: 6.7 inches
• Anus depth: 6.7 inches
• Mouth depth: 5.1 inches

That last one surprised me a little—not sure why I expected more or less—but there it is.

Shipping Realities & Waiting Games

You get free international shipping—that’s nice—but also three weeks total delivery time between processing and shipping itself. Three weeks isn’t forever but… let’s just say patience isn’t my strong suit lately.

At least packaging is discreet; nobody needs their nosy neighbor asking about giant boxes labeled BLACK SEX DOLL COLLECTION or something equally mortifying.

A Quick Tangent On Collection Names

One odd detail—the collection names themselves (“Black Sex Dolls 168 cm”, “ebony”, “teen”, etc.) feel clinical compared to how lively Francine seems as a whatever-you-call-her-nowadays. Maybe that contrast makes sense though? Underneath slick category tags there are stories—even if they’re written by marketers half-asleep on Red Bull somewhere in New Jersey.

Why Even Bother With Personality?

Here’s what keeps circling back in my head since reading about Francine—why bother giving a sex doll this much character? Is it wishful thinking? Marketing gone rogue? Or does someone out there actually want their absolute sex dolls to feel like they have moods and memories?

Weirdly enough…I think I get it now—a little bit anyway.

If you’re going to spend hours alone with someone—or something—it helps if they seem alive somehow even when they aren’t moving at all.

And if nothing else…Francine makes sure nobody forgets her anytime soon—even if she never leaves that plain cardboard box until next month or next year or whenever curiosity wins out over hesitation again.

Maybe that’s enough for now.