Greta: Queen of Big Boobs Sex Doll—A Not-So-Subtle Experience

Unpacking the Obvious

Greta isn’t pretending to be subtle. I mean, she’s a G-cup busty silicone sex doll, standing at 5 feet 3 inches (160 cm) and weighing in at 94 lbs (43 kg). You don’t buy something like this for her personality—unless “big boobs” is a personality trait now, which… maybe it is? Anyway, there’s no mistaking what Greta is about. She’s not shy about it either.

The first thing that hits you—well, maybe two things—is just how much space those proportions take up. Bust: 38.6 inches. Under-bust: 27.5 inches. Waist? A hair under 26 inches. Hips: just over 31 inches. It’s almost mathematical in its excessiveness. Legs are long enough (29 inches), but honestly, nobody’s measuring her legs first.

The Details They Never Mention Out Loud

Now, people always talk about “realism” with these love dolls or absolute sex dolls or whatever euphemism they’re using today—but let’s get real for a second: the steel skeleton with movable joints is… impressive, sure, but also kind of unsettling when you first try to pose her and hear that faint click from inside her shoulder. It feels sturdy though; nothing floppy or weirdly loose.

And then there are the stats you never thought you’d need to know until you find yourself on a product page at midnight: vaginal depth is seven inches; anal depth is just under seven as well (6.7 if we’re being precise). I remember thinking—who measures this stuff? But apparently it matters.

Her arms stretch out to about 25 inches each; shoe size hovers around a tiny 3.5-4, which makes shopping for doll shoes an oddly specific niche hobby if that’s your thing.

Shipping Shenanigans & The Waiting Game

If you’re expecting instant gratification here—nope. Three weeks processing plus another week for shipping means four weeks minimum before Greta lands on your doorstep (or wherever your discreet packaging ends up). At least the box is plain and unlabeled; nobody will guess there’s a big boob sex doll inside unless they have X-ray vision or some sixth sense for silicone curves.

International shipping comes free though—a rare perk in this world of hidden fees and surprise costs.

Curves vs Reality

There’s something strange about seeing all those measurements laid out clinically on a screen and then meeting the actual doll in person (well—not “person,” but still). She looks even more exaggerated than expected—a kind of cartoonish perfection that somehow feels both inviting and intimidating all at once.

I caught myself laughing at how careful I was moving her around my apartment—the weight distribution isn’t what you’d call natural, especially compared to an actual bbw or curvy brunette human being with big butt and big breasts proportions like hers… but hey, realism has limits when gravity gets involved.

An Odd Moment With Her Shoes

This part probably doesn’t belong here but whatever—I spent half an hour trying to fit regular women’s shoes onto Greta's tiny silicone feet before realizing she’ll never walk anywhere anyway. Still felt compelled to try though; maybe it was some deep-seated urge for completeness? Or just boredom while waiting four weeks for delivery.

Anyway—her shoe size really is small if anyone cares about authenticity down to the toes.

Not Quite What You Expect

People imagine owning a busty sex doll like Greta will be one endless parade of fantasy fulfillment—and sometimes it sort of is—but mostly it ends up somewhere between novelty item and weirdly lifelike decor piece when not in use. There are moments where she blends into the background so completely I forget she exists until I bump into her leg walking past my couch.

Is she worth it? That depends on whether your idea of fun involves giant boobs made from premium silicone and joints that can handle almost any position you throw at them—or if you just want bragging rights among friends who think absolute sex dolls are urban legends rather than UPS-tracked realities.

Not sure what else to say except... yeah, she's definitely not boring.