Harriet: Tall and Curvy Sex Doll—Is Bigger Actually Better?

Let’s not pretend I haven’t seen the ads.

You know, those endless banners with impossibly long legs and G-cup everything, promising you the “ultimate experience.” Usually, I scroll past. But this Harriet doll—5 feet 9 inches tall (175 cm), G-cup bust, all that—sort of stuck in my head. Maybe it was the sheer size? Or maybe it was the fact that she looked like someone who’d have to duck through doorways. Anyway.

The Numbers Don’t Lie (But They Also Don’t Tell You Everything)

Here’s what they brag about: Harriet clocks in at 123 lbs (56 kg). That is… a lot for a sex doll. Like, real-person territory. Her measurements are wild too: 39-inch bust, 29-inch underbust, waist at 27 inches, hips at 46.5 inches. And yeah—G-cup TPE sex doll proportions are kind of ridiculous when you see them up close.

Hole depth? Vagina and anus both go to about 6.7 inches deep; her mouth is a little less at just over five inches (I guess there’s some logic there?). I remember thinking—who measures these things so precisely? And why do I care? But then again, if you’re buying a love doll for more than just display… details matter.

Handling Reality (Or Trying To)

Dragging Harriet out of her box felt less like unboxing a toy and more like moving furniture. Not kidding—the steel skeleton inside gives her movable joints but also makes her heavy as hell for one person to wrangle around alone.

Her skin is TPE—softer than silicone but picks up lint like nobody’s business. Blonde hair everywhere out of the box; had to brush it out because it looked sort of frazzled from shipping (free international shipping, by the way… discreet packaging too). The plain box thing works until you realize you’re sweating bullets carrying this massive rectangle up your stairs hoping no neighbor asks questions.

Functionality: More Than Just Looks?

Harriet comes with all three options: vaginal, anal, oral sex possible—they advertise this almost gleefully on absolute sex dolls sites. Movable joints mean posing is possible but honestly, after twenty minutes trying to get her sitting upright without tipping over—I gave up and leaned her against my closet.

The legs are crazy long; bunny outfit optional but somehow fitting if you’re into that vibe (not really my thing). There’s something weirdly uncanny about seeing such exaggerated proportions right in front of you instead of on some glossy website photo.

A Weird Realization

Halfway through cleaning her for the first time—a process no one warns you about—I started wondering who actually buys these giant dolls expecting them to be low-maintenance companions. It’s not like washing dishes or even laundry; it’s awkward and takes forever if you want to keep things sanitary.

And yet… there’s something undeniably impressive about how much effort goes into making these WM Dolls look and feel realistic enough that people will wait four weeks from order to delivery without losing interest.

Uncomfortable Truths

Honestly? The novelty wears off fast if you’re not into lugging around life-sized mannequins with curvy proportions straight out of fantasyland magazines. If you're looking for subtlety or easy storage—you won’t find it here.

But maybe that’s part of why people buy them anyway—the spectacle, the absurdity, or just wanting something different from reality for a while. Absolute sex dolls seem built exactly for those moments when practicality isn’t even on your mind anymore.

Strange Afterthought

Sometimes I catch myself glancing at Harriet propped up in my room and thinking she looks almost bored herself—which is probably projection… or maybe just sleep deprivation talking at this point.

Either way—I’m still not sure if bigger actually means better here or just heavier and harder to hide when company comes over unexpectedly.