Imogen: European Escort Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Take

That First Moment You Unbox (and Realize She’s Actually Tall)

I’ll just get it out of the way—unboxing Imogen, the European escort sex doll, was a whole experience. Not the kind you rush through either. The box looked like it could’ve held a flat-pack wardrobe or maybe some mysterious IKEA thing I forgot I ordered. Discreet packaging? Yeah, they weren’t kidding. No logos, no awkward branding staring back at me. Just plain cardboard and that faint “what am I even doing” feeling.

She’s 5 feet 9 inches tall (175 cm), which… is genuinely tall for a love doll. You don’t really get it until you’re wrestling her out of foam and plastic wrap in your living room and suddenly there are long legs everywhere—athletic too, not that weirdly exaggerated cartoon stuff you sometimes see with absolute sex dolls online.

Details You Don’t Expect to Notice (But Do Anyway)

There’s something about silicone skin that always throws me off at first touch—Imogen’s is soft but not squishy, more like if someone spent too much time in a spa and came back with perfect skin. Her D-cup breasts aren’t huge but they’re real-feeling enough to make my brain glitch for a second when I poke them absentmindedly while watching TV later.

The measurements are all pretty specific: bust at 32.3 inches, underbust 24.8, waist 21, hips 35.8—skinny but not fragile-looking somehow. The proportions feel athletic; she doesn’t look breakable or overdone.

Movable Joints Are… Oddly Satisfying?

Steel skeleton inside means her joints move in ways that almost seem stubborn sometimes—but once you figure it out? It’s satisfying to pose her without feeling like something will snap off (which has happened with cheap dolls before). Her arms can stretch above her head, those long legs cross easily on the couch… weirdly lifelike when you catch her out of the corner of your eye.

Honestly—I remember thinking she’d be stiff or awkward because of how tall she is compared to other wm dolls I’ve seen around forums, but nope.

Sex Features Aren’t Just Numbers on Paper

Vaginal and anal sex are possible—and both holes go about 6.7 inches deep (that number stuck in my head after reading it three times). It sounds clinical when you write it down but using her feels less about numbers and more about how everything lines up right where it should be.

Not going to lie: cleaning takes some getting used to with an 81 lb (37 kg) doll this size—but if you want realistic ass and legs that actually feel athletic instead of just big? Worth the effort.

Delivery Time Is Its Own Waiting Game

Three weeks processing plus another week for shipping means four weeks total before Imogen shows up—which felt longer than expected when I was checking tracking every day like some sort of secret agent waiting for a drop-off from absolute sex dolls HQ or wherever these things come from.

But free international shipping helps soften the wait—and knowing nobody else in my building had any idea what was inside that plain box made things easier somehow.

An Unexpected Side Note About Living With Her

This part wasn’t supposed to matter as much as it did: having such a tall white silicone companion sitting around makes your apartment feel different—even if she’s just propped against a wall in jeans and an old hoodie while you work late nights typing blog posts like this one.

Sometimes I catch myself talking at her by accident during those half-awake hours; maybe that says more about me than about Imogen herself—or maybe there’s something quietly impressive about how well these new-generation love dolls blend into daily life without screaming “novelty toy” every time you walk past them.

Anyway—I guess what stands out most isn’t just stats or features but how normal she feels after a few days. Like moving furniture around until everything fits again. Never thought I'd say that about an escort sex doll, honestly.

And now there are dishes piling up again…