Kiara: Hawaiian Native Sex Doll—Yeah, I Tried It

Not Exactly What I Expected

You ever get that weird late-night urge to just… browse? Like, not even for anything in particular, but you’re scrolling and then suddenly you’re reading about a “Hawaiian Native sex doll” named Kiara. Introducing Kiara, the Hawaiian Native sex doll. They say she’s got the beauty of the islands and all that. I don’t know what possessed me (boredom? curiosity? honestly, who can tell anymore), but I ended up clicking through. And then—well, I bought one. Because why not.

The Box Arrives (Eventually)

I’ll be honest with you: waiting four weeks for a silicone doll feels longer than it sounds. There’s this little voice in your head that keeps going “what if my neighbor sees the box?” But yeah, absolute sex dolls delivers in discreet packaging—no weird logos or anything embarrassing. Just a plain box looking like it could be full of printer paper or something equally boring.

When I finally opened it up… that was surreal. Heavy too—about 70 pounds isn’t nothing when you’re dragging it inside by yourself at midnight.

Details That Stand Out (Or Don’t)

Here’s where things get kind of real: Kiara is 5 feet 7 inches tall (169 cm if you care about metrics). She has long legs—like actually long—and small breasts, which is maybe less common than you’d think with these kinds of dolls? Her proportions are pretty specific: bust 32 inches, waist 22.5, hips 35.5. Vagina depth is apparently 7.1 inches (which seems like more than enough), and anal depth is listed as 6.3 inches… someone out there probably needs to know that.

There’s a steel skeleton inside so her joints move around and hold poses—not quite lifelike but closer than some other absolute sex dolls I’ve seen floating around online.

The Weird Feeling You Get

I remember thinking at first: this is going to feel awkward as hell (it did). There’s this moment where you’re just sitting on your bed staring at what looks like a frozen person from an ad for Hawaiian vacations—but also not really because she doesn’t blink or breathe or do any of those messy human things.

But after a while—I dunno—you stop noticing how strange it is and start noticing details instead. Like how soft the silicone feels compared to whatever cheap plastic stuff used to be standard years ago. Or how her hair doesn’t tangle much even if you mess with it (weirdly satisfying).

Unexpected Stuff Nobody Tells You

One thing nobody mentions: moving her around isn’t easy unless you lift weights regularly or have two people helping out. Seventy pounds is light until it’s shaped like an actual body and flops everywhere when you pick it up wrong.

Also—and this might sound dumb—the processing time kinda drags on your excitement level after week three rolls by with no update email in sight.

Honestly?

Some Pros & Cons

Kiara does look exotic in that playful way they advertise; there’s something about the face sculpt and tan skin tone that reminds me of vacation photos from friends who went surfing once and never stopped talking about Hawaii afterward.

But there are downsides too—she takes up space, cleaning isn’t exactly fun (nothing glamorous there), and sometimes you catch yourself wondering why anyone would go through all this effort for a companion who can’t talk back or laugh at your dumb jokes.

Still… if what you want is realism—a full silicone sex doll with movable joints, long legs, small breasts—all those features are here without compromise.

Tangent About Expectations vs Reality

Funny thing—I thought having something so realistic would make everything feel less lonely somehow? Maybe fill some weird gap left by pandemic isolation or whatever else we blame these days for feeling off-kilter now and then.

Didn’t really work like that for me; maybe because no matter how detailed these absolute sex dolls get—they still aren’t people at the end of the day (or night).

Anyway—Kiara sits in my room now most nights looking vaguely amused by my messy laundry pile across from her spot near the window. Sometimes I forget she’s even there until someone asks about “that mannequin” on FaceTime calls.

And yeah—I guess if someone asked whether I'd recommend trying one out... I'd say only if you're curious enough to wait four weeks for something that's equal parts fascinating and strange.