Larissa: Backroom Showgirl Sex Doll — The Kind of Review You Only Write at 2AM

I’m not going to sugarcoat it—writing about sex dolls at this hour, after a day that felt like two, is a weirdly honest experience.

My coffee’s cold, my back hurts, and my cat keeps judging me from the corner. But here we are. Someone’s got to talk about the Larissa Backroom Showgirl Sex Doll (the 5 feet 2 inches version), and apparently tonight that someone is me.

The First Time I Unboxed Her (Yes, It Was Weird)

There’s always something a little surreal about opening a box you know contains a full silicone sex doll—especially one as hyped as Larissa. The packaging? Completely plain. Not even a hint on the outside what kind of “furniture” you’re bringing in. Discreet packaging actually means discreet with these folks; the delivery guy didn’t give me any odd looks.

It took nearly four weeks from order to doorstep (three weeks processing plus shipping). That wait felt longer than it should have—I kept thinking, “Is customs going to open this?” They didn’t.

Lifting her out was…well, she’s heavy. Like actual human heavy: 86 lbs (39 kg). Not impossible if you’re used to hauling groceries up three flights of stairs, but not exactly featherlight either.

Details That Stick With You

The first thing I noticed wasn’t her big boobs or long legs or whatever other keywords people seem obsessed with online. Nope—it was the skin texture. Full silicone feels different from TPE dolls I’d handled before; less sticky, more…skin-like? Ultra-realistic gel breasts were kind of wild too—squishy in a way that made me pause and think, “How did they even do this?”

Her proportions are more realistic than some of those cartoonish models floating around:

• Height: 5’2”
• Bust: 31 inches
• Waist: 25 inches
• Hips: 39 inches
• Breast size? Technically 32AA but visually it reads differently depending on pose.

And yeah—the butt is big enough for all those ‘big ass’ searchers out there. There’s no getting around it; if you want juicy curves on your love doll…Larissa delivers.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton — Not Just Posing For Instagram

You can move every joint thanks to her steel skeleton—arms above head, knees bent, whatever scenario you’re into (no judgment). Some joints are stiffer than others out of the box but loosen up after a few sessions moving them around—not sure if that makes things better or just creepier.

Honestly though? Being able to sit her upright or lay her flat without fear she’ll flop over like an inflatable pool toy is underrated. If you’ve ever tried dressing one of these dolls for storage or display—again, not judging—you’ll get why movable joints matter so much.

Vaginal & Anal Options — Let’s Be Blunt

People want numbers. Here they are:

• Vagina depth: 7 inches
• Anus depth: 6.3 inches

That covers most needs unless you’re auditioning for some kind of Guinness World Record. Both entries feel different in terms of texture and resistance—a detail I never thought I’d be writing about publicly but here we are.

Cleaning takes patience (and probably some humility), but nothing unexpected if you've owned absolute sex dolls before.

A Tangent About Expectations vs Reality

I remember thinking when I ordered Larissa—maybe this will just be another novelty thing gathering dust in my closet next to last year’s failed fitness equipment purchase. Turns out...not really? She doesn’t look robotic or uncanny-valley weird sitting there; maybe that's because the face sculpt leans toward ‘young blonde showgirl’ rather than ‘android from nightmares.’ Sometimes I catch myself straightening her hair after walking past—which is either endearing or slightly concerning depending on your perspective.

Shipping & Privacy — Actually Stress-Free?

One thing people don’t talk about much is anxiety over shipping these things internationally (mine came across two borders). Free international shipping sounds great until you start worrying about labels and nosy neighbors peeking at boxes left by your door.

But honestly—it was fine. No branding anywhere on the box; just brown cardboard and packing tape like any boring appliance delivery might use. If you're worried about privacy? Don't be.

Odd Realization While Writing This

Weirdly enough…I started noticing how quickly mainstream attitudes toward sex dolls have shifted lately—even among friends who used to roll their eyes at the idea of buying something like this online (“Aren't those only for creeps?”). Now half my group chat wants links whenever I mention absolute sex dolls having sales events or new models launching with bigger boobs feature is trending that week.

Maybe it's just late-night brain fog talking—but there's something oddly normalizing about typing all this out now compared to even two years ago.

One Last Thing Before My Brain Shuts Off

If you’re looking for details nobody else bothers mentioning—the hair tangles easily if you're not careful when posing her head side-to-side too often (little things add up). And yes—the steel skeleton inside does make small clicking noises sometimes when shifting weight between positions…but then again so do real humans after thirty-five anyway.

That’s probably enough rambling for now—I need sleep more than SEO points tonight—but hey…if someone finds this useful while doomscrolling through reviews at midnight wondering whether Larissa's worth waiting four weeks for? Guess you'll figure it out yourself eventually.