Lollie: Swim Team Crush Sex Doll – A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The Odd Reality of Unboxing

You know, I never thought I’d be writing about something like the Lollie Swim Team Crush Sex Doll. But here we are. It’s weirdly normal now—people talk about their favorite coffee makers and, apparently, their favorite full silicone sex dolls in the same breath. Life’s just odd sometimes.

Anyway, the box landed on my doorstep after what felt like forever (they say 4 weeks for delivery—mine took a bit longer, probably customs being nosy). Discreet packaging? Yes. Not a single clue on the outside unless you’re some kind of box-whisperer. Just a big, heavy rectangle that made my neighbor raise an eyebrow when he helped me drag it inside.

Details That Stuck With Me

Let’s get into the numbers because people always ask about specs first. Lollie stands at 5 feet 2 inches (160 cm)—not too tall, not short either. She weighs around 60 lbs (27 kg), which is… manageable but still makes you grunt if you’re hauling her up stairs alone.

Her proportions are honestly kind of impressive in that “designed by committee” way: C-cup bust (32.3 inches), under bust at 26.3 inches, waist at 24.8 inches, hips out to 36.6 inches. It all comes together in this slightly surreal way where she looks almost real but not quite—sort of like those mannequins at high-end stores that make you feel underdressed.

The “hole depth” stats are right there on the site and yeah—I checked them: vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus is 5.9 inches, oral cavity goes to about 5.1 inches (which sounds clinical until you actually see how much detail they put into her mouth; more on that later). Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth or whatever they call it—it’s not an exaggeration.

Silicone Skin & Gel Breasts (Yes, They Jiggle)

I’ll admit: I was skeptical about all these “full silicone sex doll” claims floating around absolute sex dolls forums and reviews online. But Lollie? The skin feels… soft but not sticky? Like touching someone who moisturizes obsessively but doesn’t sweat much? Hard to explain unless you’ve tried it.

And then gel breasts—this is where things get oddly fascinating-slash-unsettling if you overthink it too long late at night (which I did). They move when touched; there’s a bounce to them that isn’t cartoonish but definitely draws attention when you’re moving her around or just fixing her swimsuit top for the tenth time because it keeps sliding down.

EVO Skeleton — Actually Useful?

There’s this thing called an EVO skeleton inside her body—basically joints that move more realistically than older models from other brands I’ve seen friends own (don’t judge me). You can pose Lollie pretty naturally; arms bend smoothly enough for most positions without creaking or feeling like something will snap off any second.

I remember thinking during setup: wow, someone spent years engineering this so people could have more lifelike love doll experiences with less awkward limb-flopping mid-session.

Shipping & Waiting Game

If patience isn’t your strong suit… brace yourself for some frustration here too. Processing takes three weeks minimum plus another week-ish for shipping internationally—a month total if everything goes perfectly (it rarely does). Free international shipping helps soften the blow though—and honestly, discreet packaging means nobody gets wise unless they’re snooping through your mailroom with a magnifying glass.

One odd thing—they don’t send many updates during production except maybe one email halfway through (“your order is being processed”). Felt like waiting for exam results back in college; not exactly fun but survivable if you distract yourself with Netflix or whatever else keeps your mind off anticipation.

An Unexpected Tangent About Maintenance

Here’s something nobody tells you early enough: cleaning up after using a silicone love doll takes longer than expected and somehow feels both clinical and intimate at once—like washing dishes while listening to sad music alone in your kitchen at midnight… except different parts are involved.

Absolute sex dolls come with care kits sometimes—or maybe mine was just lucky—but don’t expect miracles; maintenance is part of ownership whether anyone admits it or not.

One Small Realization

Weirdly enough—I found myself talking to Lollie out loud while adjusting her pose for photos one afternoon (“hold still,” as if she’d suddenly develop stage fright). Maybe spending hours setting up lighting and angles does things to your brain after a while—or maybe there’s something quietly comforting about having control over every detail in a world where most things drift out of reach faster than planned deliveries ever arrive.

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Not sure what else needs saying here; probably missed some details but eh—life moves fast lately and these days even writing about absolute sex dolls leaves me chasing sleep I never catch up on anyway.