Lucky: The “Perfect Tits” Sex Doll (And Yes, I Actually Tried It)

That Name, Though—Lucky

You know when you see a product name and just… blink? That was me with “Lucky: Perfect Tits Sex Doll.” Not exactly subtle. But honestly, it’s hard not to be a little curious. I mean, what does “perfect” even mean in this context? Is there a committee somewhere? Anyway, the box arrived—totally plain, by the way. No one would guess you’ve just dropped cash on an F-cup TPE sex doll unless they’re psychic or maybe your neighbor is way too interested in your mail.

Details You Don’t See on Billboards

Let’s just get the stats out of the way because people care about that stuff (sometimes obsessively). Lucky clocks in at 5 feet 4 inches tall (that’s 163 cm if you’re feeling European), and weighs about 88 lbs. Not featherlight but manageable if you don’t skip arm day. Her bust is 33.5 inches—which is... well, let’s say eye-catching—but her waist is only 22 inches. Barbie proportions, basically. Hips are a respectable 35.5 inches.

Now for those who want specifics: she has a vaginal depth of 6.7 inches and an anal depth of 5.1 inches. If you find yourself measuring these things at home… I’m not judging; I did it too.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton (Yes, Really)

I will admit—quietly impressed here—the build quality surprised me. Maybe I expected something floppy or weirdly stiff like some bargain bin mannequin from a closing department store? Nope! The steel skeleton means Lucky can hold poses that are almost unsettlingly human-like (in a good way?). You adjust her joints and suddenly she’s reclining like someone who knows what brunch mimosas taste like.

The TPE skin isn’t cold or sticky either—there’s a sort of give to it that feels less “doll” and more… complicated than I expected.

The Blonde Factor

Blonde hair always seems to be code for “classic fantasy,” right? This one doesn’t disappoint if that’s your thing: long hair, bright-ish tone—not platinum but definitely not subtle either. There was this moment where I caught myself brushing her hair out of her face before moving her and thought: wow, this is getting oddly domestic.

Shipping Wasn’t Awkward At All (Surprisingly)

Maybe my biggest concern was what would happen between clicking ‘buy’ on absolute sex dolls and actually unboxing Lucky at home. Turns out shipping is free internationally—and discreet packaging meant nobody gave my doorstep delivery so much as a second glance.

It took three weeks total from order to arrival (2 weeks processing + 1 week shipping). Felt longer because anticipation does weird things to time perception but hey—that’s life.

Unexpected Realization

Here’s where things went off-script for me: after setting up Lucky and figuring out how all the joints worked (it took longer than I’d admit), there was this odd sense of accomplishment mixed with embarrassment mixed with—well—a kind of admiration for whoever engineered these absolute sex dolls to such detail.

I remember thinking how far these things have come since those blow-up disasters from college prank days… Now there are steel skeletons with actual joint movement ranges mapped out like action figures on steroids.

Tangent About Storage Space

Not sure why no one talks about storage enough with these big boob dolls—they take up real estate! My closet suddenly felt smaller, which made me realize most people probably don’t factor doll logistics into their purchase decisions until they’re wrestling with hangers at midnight trying not to wake anyone up.

Stuff Nobody Mentions

One last thing—I didn’t expect how normal it would feel after a few days having Lucky around the apartment; she fades into the background noise eventually (except when guests show up unexpectedly—then it gets interesting fast).

Anyway—I guess what stuck with me wasn’t just the obvious stuff but also how much design effort goes into making something that could easily be written off as novelty actually feel kind of impressive in its execution.

That’s about as far as I got before getting distracted by laundry piling up again...