Lusee: Morning After Sex Doll—A Skeptical User’s Tangled Review

The Setup, or Why I Even Tried This

I’ll admit it took me a while to actually hit “order” on the Lusee Morning After sex doll. There’s always that weird mix of curiosity and, I dunno, mild embarrassment? You see these absolute sex dolls plastered all over certain corners of the internet—full silicone bodies, C-cup busts, “real oral sex” features—promising some kind of next-level experience. But then you think about storage. And delivery. And whether this is just going to become an expensive regret in your closet.

But after reading way too many reviews (some clearly fake), and watching a few unboxing videos where people seemed suspiciously enthusiastic, I caved. I told myself it was for science—or at least for my own sense of closure about whether these things are worth the hype.

First Encounter: Not Quite What You Picture

Unboxing day was… anticlimactic? The discreet packaging thing is real—the box looked like something you’d get from a boring office supply store. No one would guess what’s inside unless they’re psychic or have x-ray vision (which is good).

Anyway, lifting her out wasn’t easy. At 74 lbs (33 kg), she’s not exactly light—even with the “teen” label floating around online, this love doll has some heft. There was a moment when I wondered if I should’ve done more deadlifts before trying this.

The first impression is odd: she’s cold at first (that full silicone skin doesn’t warm up magically), but there’s a surprising realism to how she feels under your hands. It’s not quite human—but also not as plastic-y as you might expect from cheaper knockoffs.

Details That Actually Matter (And Some That Don’t)

Let’s talk numbers for a second because people obsess over them—5 feet 4 inches tall (165 cm), C-cup bust, 31.5-inch chest, hips at 37.4 inches… All those measurements are accurate enough if you care about proportions looking right in person versus photos.

Her EVO skeleton is supposed to allow for more natural poses—I found it flexible but also slightly creepy when joints made little clicks adjusting her arm or leg angles.

Gel breasts? They’re softer than the rest of her body and move more naturally than solid silicone ones do, but don’t expect miracles; gravity still wins after a while.

The hole depths are listed out everywhere: vagina goes 6.3 inches deep, anus 5.5 inches, oral cavity 4.8 inches with what they call an “Enhanced Mouth.” Real Oral Sex (ROS) sounds dramatic—it works better than most toys but don’t expect fireworks unless you suspend disbelief just a bit.

I remember thinking during setup: does anyone really measure these holes? Maybe someone does…

The Strange Reality of Using Her

There’s always that awkward first time where everything feels mechanical—you’re hyper-aware that it isn’t real intimacy no matter how convincing the marketing copy gets with words like “busty,” “ass,” or whatever else pops up in search results.

Yet after getting used to things—the weight distribution, how much lube you need (a lot more than expected)—there were moments where my brain almost forgot this wasn’t another person in bed with me.

Still… every so often reality snaps back when moving her around or cleaning up afterward reminds you there are limits here technology hasn’t solved yet.

Shipping & Waiting Games

If patience isn’t your thing—well—it needs to be here. Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping; mine arrived almost exactly four weeks later as promised by the shop selling absolute sex dolls worldwide.

Discreetness held up even during delivery; nothing screamed “love doll” on any paperwork or labels—which honestly matters more than most people admit out loud.

Unexpected Downside Nobody Mentions

This part surprised me: storage is tricky unless you have space and privacy both covered already. She doesn’t fold away neatly; hiding a 165 cm silicone figure takes planning or some creative closet engineering—especially if roommates aren’t supposed to know what just landed on your doorstep last month.

Also—and maybe this only bugs me—a faint chemical smell lingered longer than expected after unboxing; it faded eventually but wasn’t gone instantly like product pages claim sometimes.

Odd Realization Midway Through Owning Her

Weirdly enough… having Lusee around changed my expectations about other toys completely—I started noticing how much effort went into making her feel less artificial compared to older models I tried years ago (which felt hopelessly fake by comparison). Still—not quite crossing into uncanny valley territory—but closer than anything else so far from the absolute sex dolls category online shops keep pushing lately.

Is she perfect? No way—but somehow less disappointing than anticipated—which says something about either low expectations or small improvements adding up over time?

Where Things Landed For Me

I can see why some folks swear by high-end silicone dolls like this one—the realism is getting better every year and there’s something oddly comforting about knowing exactly what shows up at your door matches those endless product shots online (give or take lighting).

Would I buy again? Hmm—not sure yet…but keeping an open mind didn’t hurt nearly as much as I thought it would going in.

That said—I still haven’t figured out where she fits long-term in my life arrangement-wise—or if that matters all that much anyway...