Maya: Ready To Ship — A Tired Blogger’s Walkthrough

The Wait (Or Not Waiting, Actually)

There's a weird comfort in not having to wait. You know? I mean, after years of ordering stuff online and watching tracking numbers crawl across the map—sometimes for weeks—it’s kind of wild when something just shows up fast. That’s what hit me with Maya. This doll is stored in our USA warehouse and ready to ship, which means she’ll land at your door in 3-7 business days after you order. No anxious refreshing, no mysterious “processing” limbo.

I remember thinking, “Maybe it’ll get delayed anyway.” But—nope. She arrived right on time, exactly as pictured. No surprises there.

What Comes Out of the Box

Alright, let’s talk about what you actually get when you open that box (it’s heavy by the way). Maya isn’t some generic placeholder; she comes fully assembled with all her features dialed in: articulated finger skeleton (which is…strangely satisfying to pose), real oral sex capability (ROS), gel breasts and butt that feel softer than I expected—almost too soft at first touch—and an EVO skeleton with shrugging shoulders.

There’s also a fixed vagina (not removable), standing feet (if you care about posing or storage), super weight reduction, extra soft vagina, realistic head & body makeup—the works. She looks just like the photos on the site. If you’re into thick and curvy G-cup sex dolls with long legs and a big butt—well, here she is.

No Customization Needed?

Relief or Regret?

I’ll admit it: part of me likes tinkering with options when buying stuff online. But sometimes? It gets exhausting. With Maya, if you want her fast and exactly as shown—no customizations—you’re set. There is an option to customize if speedy delivery doesn’t matter to you (they tuck a link for that right on the page). But honestly… after seeing her in person, I didn’t really miss picking out tiny details.

It felt almost relaxing not having to overthink every choice for once.

The Details That Matter

Let’s break down the specs because people always ask:

• Height: 5’7” (170 cm) — taller than most dolls I’ve seen
• Weight: 91.5 lbs standard but only 74.5 lbs with weight reduction
• Bust: 35.8”, Under Bust: 26.6”, Waist: 24”, Hips: 39”
• Cup Size: G
• Shoe Size: Women’s 6–6.5

Hole depths are pretty generous too:

• Vagina: 6.7”
• Anus: 6.6”
• Mouth: 5.1”

She has steel skeleton joints everywhere so posing feels natural—not robotic or stiff like some older models from other brands I’ve tried before.

A Tangent About Lifting Heavy Things

Quick side note—I nearly threw my back out moving her upstairs alone because even at “super weight reduction,” she’s still over seventy pounds of silicone curves and steel bones wrapped up tight in foam padding from shipping hell itself.

If you live alone… plan accordingly or bribe a friend with pizza or something.

Real Makeup & Features — Kinda Surprised Me

One thing I didn’t expect was how good her makeup looked right out of the box—realistic head and body makeup that somehow survived all that shipping without smudging or looking weirdly shiny like some absolute sex dolls do straight from China warehouses.

Her skin tone is tan but not fake-tan orange; more like someone who spends time outdoors instead of under fluorescent lights all day (like me).

The articulated fingers are another little touch—they bend naturally enough for different poses but don’t flop around uselessly either.

Why Not Just Go Custom?

Sometimes people ask why bother going “ready to ship” instead of customizing everything? For me—it was mostly impatience mixed with decision fatigue plus wanting to see what an off-the-shelf model could actually deliver these days compared to old-school absolute sex dolls from years ago.

Turns out? Not bad at all.

And yeah—I guess if you want Maya tweaked just for you (maybe different makeup or whatever), they make it easy enough to click through for customization options… but then you’re back waiting again.

Anyway—it’s nice having both choices depending on your mood or how much patience you have left this week.

Imperfect Ending

Honestly can’t say it changed my life forever—but getting exactly what was pictured without any drama felt strangely satisfying after so many disappointing online buys lately.

There are probably better ways to spend a Saturday than hauling seventy pounds of silicone up three flights of stairs—but hey—that's life sometimes.

Not sure if I'd do it again soon...but maybe that's just because I'm tired today.