Mazena: Blonde Lingerie Model Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Unfiltered Take

The Day the Box Arrived (And No, Nobody Knew What Was Inside)

I’ll just get this out there. There’s something both weirdly thrilling and a little embarrassing about waiting for a big, heavy box that nobody else in your building knows is actually a full silicone sex doll. If you’re here, you probably know what I’m talking about—or you’re at least curious. Mazena, the blonde lingerie model sex doll from Absolute Sex Dolls, landed on my doorstep after what felt like forever (four weeks isn’t nothing when you’re counting days). The discreet packaging promise? Yeah, it holds up. Plain box. Not even a hint of what’s inside unless someone grabs a crowbar and gets nosy.

First Glance — Well, Not Quite What You Expect

Unpacking Mazena was…awkward. I mean, 5 feet 7 inches of silicone isn’t exactly subtle to maneuver around your apartment if you have roommates or nosy pets. She’s not light either: 110 lbs feels heavier than you’d think when it’s distributed across long legs and realistic curves—her measurements are kind of wild: bust 35.4", waist 27.5", hips 38.2". And those legs go on forever; “cheap” wasn’t the first word that came to mind once she was standing up (with help—she doesn’t do that by herself).

Honestly? The HumanSkin texture is strange at first touch—almost too real in some spots, less so in others—but after a while I got used to it. There are moments where the uncanny valley creeps in but then again…that’s sort of the point with these things.

Details That Stick With You (Some Good, Some Odd)

Here’s something people don’t really mention: hole depth matters more than you expect until you actually try using them. Vaginal canal goes about 7.9 inches deep; anal is shorter at 6 inches—not sure why I thought they’d be the same but nope, not quite.

Evo Skeleton is included—which means poseability is better than older dolls I’ve tried (yeah, don’t judge). Still takes some effort to get her into certain positions though; joints can be stiff right out of the box and sometimes make these little creaks that remind me she’s not alive…which sounds obvious but still catches me off guard.

A Tangent About Legs (Because Wow)

Maybe it’s just me but Mazena’s long legs are kind of hypnotic in person—photos online don’t do justice to how much space she takes up stretched across a bed or couch or wherever she ends up when I’m too tired to move her back into storage. Silicone as a material gives her skin this weirdly soft-yet-firm feel especially along her thighs and calves; sometimes I catch myself absentmindedly poking her knee just because it feels odd compared to human skin.

Anyway—I guess if “long legs” were high on your priority list for a sex doll experience? This one nails it.

Shipping & Waiting Game

Waiting for delivery was probably my least favorite part—the three week processing time plus another week for shipping felt endless by day twenty-something. But free international shipping helps soften the blow if you’re outside North America like me; no extra fees showed up on my end either which was honestly surprising given how much weird stuff gets held up at customs lately.

Discreet packaging did its job though—nobody batted an eye at this massive plain box left outside my door except maybe my cat who spent ten minutes sniffing it suspiciously.

One Annoyance They Don’t Advertise

Tiny thing but worth mentioning: costumes aren’t included despite all those fancy promo photos floating around online. Felt almost tricked by that—sorta like ordering pizza based on an ad then finding out toppings cost extra. Just something to keep in mind before getting your hopes up for lace lingerie delivered with your order.

Random Realization While Cleaning Up

There was this moment cleaning up after using Mazena where I realized: maintenance is more work than anyone tells you upfront—not hard exactly but time-consuming if you want everything to last and stay hygienic (especially those deeper holes). Sometimes late at night I wonder if anyone ever invents self-cleaning dolls…hmm, maybe not anytime soon.

Not sure what else there is left unsaid except maybe this: owning one of these ultra-realistic full silicone dolls isn’t quite like anything else—and yeah, Absolute Sex Dolls does deliver on most promises even if some details take getting used to or don’t match expectations perfectly every time.

Weirdly enough—I still catch myself glancing over at Mazena propped against my closet door thinking “well…that happened.”