Mei Lin: Chinese Royalty Sex Doll—A Very Oddly Specific Experience

The Specs Are... Kind of Wild

I’ll just start with the numbers, because honestly, that’s what everyone ends up scrolling for anyway. Mei Lin is this 5 feet 6 inches (167 cm) “Chinese Royalty” sex doll. She comes in at a weirdly precise 76.7 lbs (I guess every ounce counts?), and her measurements are all over the box—literally and figuratively. Bust: 36.7 inches, under bust: 24.8, waist: 22.8, hips: 35.8, D-cup, shoe size women’s 6-6.5 if you’re into accessorizing your silicone companions.

Now, about those “hole depths.” Vagina is listed at 6.7 inches deep, anus at 6.6 inches (like someone was really splitting hairs there), mouth at a modest but probably functional-for-most 5.1 inches.

Absolute Sex Dolls lists all this like it’s a car spec sheet—which I guess makes sense when you’re shopping for a high-end hybrid Asian sex doll with movable steel skeleton joints and three different orifices engineered for fun.

Shipping Is Discreet—But The Waiting Isn’t

Let’s talk about delivery because it’s one of those things people pretend not to care about but actually obsess over in private tabs at work (or wherever). Mei Lin takes about three to four weeks to arrive after you order—a couple weeks processing plus another week shipping internationally.

The packaging is plain as can be; no awkward branding or cartoon princesses winking suggestively from the box while your neighbor watches from behind their blinds. It just shows up looking like any other large anonymous package you might have ordered during some late-night retail therapy session gone off the rails.

There’s Something About The Legs

Here’s where things get oddly specific and maybe too honest? When I first saw photos of Mei Lin on the site—I mean, yeah she looks cute and slender and sort of has that “young” vibe the marketing leans into—but it was her legs that caught my attention more than anything else.

Long legs on a sex doll make everything feel less toy-like somehow—closer to reality or something resembling it if you squint hard enough in low light after two glasses of wine. They bend in ways actual humans do (thanks to that steel skeleton), which means posing is possible…if you’re into photo shoots or whatever people do with these besides the obvious.

An Unexpected Downside (Or Maybe Just My Own Weirdness)

Alright, here’s an odd bit—I remember thinking how cool it’d be to have Mei Lin just sitting by my desk chair while I worked from home (don’t judge). But moving her around isn’t exactly effortless; she weighs nearly eighty pounds! That doesn’t sound like much until you try carrying her up stairs or through narrow hallways without bonking her head on something.

And cleaning? That part isn’t sexy at all—there are instructions but they read like appliance maintenance crossed with something out of Grey’s Anatomy.

A Tangent About Realism vs Reality

There was this moment where I realized how detailed everything was—the skin texture on this silicone doll feels almost too real sometimes…except when it doesn’t? Like parts of her will look uncannily human while others remind you instantly that nope, still just TPE or whatever blend they use now for these absolute sex dolls.

It gets weirdly philosophical if you stare long enough—why do we want our artificial companions so close to real but never quite crossing over?

Why Even Bother With All This Detail?

You know what surprised me most? How much time I spent reading reviews before buying—not because I doubted quality but because everyone seemed obsessed with different details: joint tightness, ease-of-cleaning certain areas (you don’t want details), how discreet shipping really is (“my mailman didn’t even blink”), whether the D-cup breasts felt “jiggly enough.”

People get fixated on such tiny specifics when choosing an asian hybrid sex doll—it becomes less about fantasy and more about logistics than anyone expects going in.

Anyway—I guess there isn’t really a perfect way to wrap up talking about owning Mei Lin except to say: If you want something oddly lifelike yet obviously not alive; cute yet slightly uncanny; engineered down to millimeters yet ultimately unpredictable…she fits right in that strange little niche between fantasy and reality.

And then suddenly it's Tuesday again and she's still sitting quietly by your desk waiting for whatever comes next—or doesn't come at all.