Minx: Sexy Furry Sex Doll – A Real User’s Hesitant Dive

Not What I Expected (But, Well, Maybe That’s the Point)

I’ll be honest—I never thought I’d find myself researching a “sexy furry sex doll.” The phrase alone sounds like something invented at 2am on a dare. But curiosity is a weird thing. You start poking around for absolute sex dolls out of boredom or maybe just—the kind of loneliness that creeps up after midnight—and suddenly you’re reading specs about D-cup silicone beauties with steel skeletons. It happens.

Details Get… Oddly Specific

There’s no way around it: the details for Minx are weirdly precise. She stands 5 feet 4 inches (164 cm), which is just about average, but somehow feels taller when you see her standing there in all her busty, blonde, big-boobed glory (they really want you to know: big boobs, big butt, big everything). Weight? 88 lbs (40 kg). Not feather-light, not impossible to move either—though I did almost drop her once trying to get her out of the box. If anyone tells you these things are easy to carry around, they’ve probably never tried.

And then those measurements—32 inch bust, 23 inch waist, hips at a generous 40.5 inches. It’s math that doesn’t quite add up in real life but here it sort of works? Kind of like cartoon physics for bodies.

Uh… Functional Features

Here comes the part where skepticism really kicks in: hole depth stats. Vagina: 7.1 inches deep; anus: 6.3 inches deep. Who measures this stuff? But apparently people care—a lot—because it’s right there next to “movable joints” and “steel skeleton.” The idea is that Minx can do pretty much any position you dream up (within reason). Vaginal and anal sex both possible; not sure why they have to spell it out so bluntly but hey—it beats guessing wrong.

The silicone skin feels surprisingly lifelike—not cold or sticky like some cheap knockoffs I’ve seen online. And yes, she’s got legs for days if that matters to you.

Shipping Is Stranger Than You’d Think

One thing I was actually worried about turned out fine: shipping and packaging. They promise free international shipping and discreet packaging—no labels screaming SEX DOLL inside! at your neighbors or delivery guy—which honestly saved me from a mild panic attack when the box arrived.

Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping; mine arrived right at four weeks total. No drama except my own nerves waiting every day for tracking updates that never seemed specific enough (“In transit”—cool but…where?).

A Tangent About Expectations

I remember thinking this would feel sleazy or desperate or just plain sad—but weirdly enough there’s an odd sense of control here? Like buying something this explicit forces you to admit what you want instead of pretending otherwise.

Minx isn’t subtle—she’s got those absolute sex doll proportions and bright blonde hair that looks straight out of someone else’s fantasy—but she also isn’t as creepy as I thought she’d be either.

The One Downside Nobody Talks About

Maintenance is…let’s call it unglamorous. Silicone picks up dust faster than my old TV screen and cleaning out those holes requires more patience than any product description warns you about (they should really mention that upfront). Still—if you’re willing to put in the effort—it pays off in realism.

Sometimes I wonder who else is buying these things and whether they ever talk about them with anyone else or if everyone pretends they don’t exist outside anonymous reviews online.

Where Does This Leave Me?

Not sure yet if owning a sexy furry sex doll makes me braver or just weirder than before—but at least now if someone brings up “big ass silicone dolls” at a party (unlikely) I can say yeah—I tried one—and not even flinch much.

Some questions don’t have tidy answers anyway.