Missy: Ready To Ship — A Real-World Glimpse

There’s a particular kind of relief when you find something that doesn’t make you wait. Maybe it’s just me, but after years of online shopping (and all the “processing” and “shipping soon” emails), I’m almost suspicious when I see “ready to ship.” Yet here I am, quietly impressed—Missy was in a California warehouse, and she actually did arrive in less than a week. Not sure if that says more about my trust issues or the efficiency of absolute sex dolls these days.

The Waiting Game (Or Lack Thereof)

I ordered her on a Tuesday night. Didn’t expect much—usually there’s some lag with these things, right? But then, Thursday morning: tracking number. By Monday afternoon, she was at my doorstep. It’s weird how much faster this whole process felt compared to…well, everything else recently.

She came exactly as pictured—no surprises, no awkward “oh wait, this isn’t what I saw online” moment. If you want your doll fast and like her just as she is (the built-in vagina option, gel breasts, standing feet—all included), this route is honestly kind of perfect. No need for customization forms or extra waiting.

Details You Probably Want

Let’s get into it—the specifics matter more than people admit.

• Height: 5’7” (172 cm). Taller than most dolls I’ve seen.
• Weight: 84 lbs (about 38 kg). Manageable but not feather-light; lugging her up the stairs was an experience.
• Bust: 31 inches
• Underbust: 26 inches
• Waist: 22.8 inches
• Hips: 33.8 inches

The B-cup thing gives her an athletic vibe—not too exaggerated anywhere. Feels realistic in a way that sometimes catches you off guard when you walk past.

And those hole depths? Vagina and anus are both about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is around 5.1 inches—which is plenty for most situations unless you’re trying to break records or something.

Steel Skeleton & Movable Joints

I didn’t expect the skeleton to be so…solid? She holds poses well thanks to those movable joints—a little stiff at first but loosens up after some use (don’t read too much into that). Standing feet are a game-changer if you ever want her upright for any reason beyond the obvious.

Honestly—I remember thinking how odd it felt posing her for storage instead of having to lay her down every time.

No Customizations: Blessing Or Curse?

Here’s where things get personal—I used to think custom options were essential. Eye color tweaks, maybe different wigs…but after unboxing Missy and seeing exactly what was promised show up without drama or delay? There’s something satisfying about skipping the decision fatigue entirely.

If speed matters more than endless choices—and if you like what you see in the photos—this ready-to-ship approach makes sense. The “what you see is what you get” aspect might be limiting for some folks though; if customization is your thing (or patience isn’t an issue), there are other routes with absolute sex dolls that let you tweak everything under the sun.

An Odd Tangent About Storage

This isn’t really talked about enough: storing a life-sized doll can be awkward until you figure out your system. At first I kept moving Missy from closet to spare room because she looked so lifelike it honestly startled me in dim light once or twice—my own fault for being jumpy after midnight snack runs, probably.

But eventually…you settle in with it all. And realizing how quick she arrived made me wish other big-ticket orders were this painless.

One Small Downside

If there’s one thing—it’s weight distribution during cleaning or dressing sessions; sometimes feels like wrestling with an oddly-shaped mannequin who refuses to cooperate at certain angles. Not impossible by any means but worth noting if back pain is already part of your daily routine (join the club).

That said…having everything pre-set means fewer worries about delicate parts arriving detached or missing entirely—a trade-off I’ll take most days now that I think about it again.

Would I Do It Again?

Short answer: yes—but only because instant gratification has become weirdly important lately and Missy delivered exactly as described by absolute sex dolls without any melodrama along the way.

Anyway—I guess there’s always going to be another model around the corner promising even faster shipping or new features…for now though? This worked out better than expected—and sometimes good enough really is good enough.