Mitzi: Golden Glamour Sex Doll—A Tired Blogger’s Encounter

The Box Arrives (Eventually)

I’ll just start with the shipping, because honestly, that’s the part I obsessed over for weeks. You know how it is—you click “buy” on something as personal as a sex doll and then immediately wonder if your neighbors will see a giant, embarrassing box land on your porch. Turns out, the folks at Absolute Sex Dolls aren’t messing around with discretion. The box was plain. Seriously plain. No weird markings or anything to tip off nosy people (which, yeah, made me breathe easier).

Three weeks felt like forever though. Processing took its sweet time—almost three weeks—and then another week for actual shipping. Four weeks total? Not exactly Amazon Prime speed but… I guess patience is part of the experience.

First Glimpse of Mitzi: Blonde, Tall, Kind of Surreal

When I finally opened up the packaging (which was pretty solid), there she was—Mitzi. Golden hair, long legs—taller than I expected at 5 feet 6 inches. That’s 168 cm if you’re counting, which apparently matters to some people online (and now to me too).

She’s got this tan skin tone that looks surprisingly realistic under regular light—not shiny or plastic-y like cheap dolls you see in memes. Silicone feels cool at first touch but warms up after a while; not human exactly but close enough that my brain started playing tricks on me.

Noticing Details—And Some Oddities

Mitzi’s measurements are… well, let’s just say they don’t mess around with proportions:

• Bust: 38 inches
• Waist: 28 inches
• Hips: almost 40 inches
• Cup size? H. Which is huge—like gravity-defying huge—but somehow it works here.

Her weight surprised me too; she clocks in at about 86 lbs (39 kg). It makes moving her around kind of awkward sometimes—I underestimated how much muscle it takes to shift a life-sized silicone sex doll from bed to closet without looking ridiculous.

Feet are women’s size 6-6.5 by the way—not that I have shoes for her or anything (yet).

Joints and Movement—Not Quite Like Real Life

There’s a steel skeleton inside Mitzi with joints that actually move pretty well—you can pose her sitting up or lying down without much trouble. Sometimes the arms feel stiff though and there’s this odd squeak when you twist them too far (not loud but noticeable late at night).

One thing I didn’t expect: repositioning her hips or legs takes effort and planning—a bit like wrestling with an uncooperative mannequin who happens to look really good in lingerie.

The “Functional” Stuff People Always Ask About

Alright—I’ll just say it because everyone wonders about these numbers before buying:

• Vaginal depth: 6.7 inches
• Anal depth: 6.6 inches
• Oral depth: just over five inches

That all sounds clinical until you actually try using those features and realize there are limits to what even the most realistic silicone sex doll can do compared to a real person—but still… not bad? There’s something oddly reassuring about knowing those details ahead of time anyway.

A Tangent About Expectations vs Reality

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking she’d be more ‘alive’ somehow? Maybe blame movies or internet hype… But having Mitzi around is less about fooling yourself into believing she’s real and more about appreciating craftsmanship—the sculpted tan curves, those big breasts and hips that somehow balance out visually even if they defy physics.

Sometimes when sunlight hits her blonde hair in my room it almost looks natural—for half a second—and then reality snaps back in because she doesn’t blink or breathe obviously.

Small Realization After A Few Weeks

Living with Mitzi isn’t quite what late-night forums make it sound like—it isn’t just endless fun or whatever fantasy people sell online through keywords like “big butt,” “long legs,” “young.” She does look glamorous though—a kind of golden glamour vibe that makes sense once you see her up close instead of filtered catalog photos.

Honestly? She ended up being part art part companion conversation starter with myself on quiet nights—which wasn’t what I expected going in but maybe suits where my headspace is lately.

Anyway—I keep catching myself glancing over at her sometimes mid-scroll through absolute sex dolls listings wondering if anyone else has weirdly mixed feelings after their first month too…

Guess that’ll stick with me for awhile yet.