Nadine: The Dance Instructor Sex Doll Who Actually Surprised Me

I’m not really the type to gush about, uh, material things.

Especially not sex dolls. But here I am, thinking back on the day Nadine arrived at my door—well, technically she was in a plain, almost suspiciously boring box (discreet packaging is an understatement). Three weeks of waiting and wondering if I’d made some kind of weird mistake. Turns out… maybe not?

She’s Not What You Expect

Let’s get this out of the way: Nadine isn’t subtle. She’s got that J-cup thing going on—big boobs, big butt, honestly just big everything except her waist which looks like it belongs in a comic book. 5 feet 4 inches tall (164 cm), but somehow feels taller? Maybe it’s those long legs. Or maybe I’m just projecting because when you stand her up (steel skeleton with movable joints makes this weirdly easy), she looks ready to teach you something you didn’t know you wanted to learn.

Weight-wise: 77 lbs (33 kg). Not light, but also not impossible to move around once you figure out how joints work. There’s a learning curve there.

The Details Are Oddly… Human?

I kept staring at the measurements before she arrived: bust 38 inches, waist 20 inches (!), hips 36 inches. It all sounded extreme until she was actually right there in front of me and—I don’t know how they do it—but it doesn’t look cartoonish in person. More like exaggerated reality? Is that a thing? Her skin is TPE—soft enough that sometimes I forgot for half a second that she wasn’t breathing.

Vaginal depth: 6.7 inches
Anal depth: same
Mouth: 5.1 inches

(I never thought I’d be writing about “hole depth” outside of home improvement forums.)

That Processing Wait Was Weirdly Suspenseful

Two weeks for processing plus another week for shipping felt long at first, but then again… absolute sex dolls aren’t exactly sitting on store shelves ready to grab-and-go. The whole “free international shipping” part was nice though; no awkward post office pickups or nosy neighbors giving side-eye.

And yes—the box is so nondescript that even I wondered what was inside for a second.

Movable Joints Make All The Difference

Here’s where Nadine stands out (literally): her steel skeleton lets you pose her pretty much any way you want—within reason—and nothing creaks or feels fragile. One night I tried posing her in something like a dance instructor pose (she is marketed as one after all) and found myself quietly impressed by how natural she looked propped up near my old stereo system.

There’s something strange about seeing a doll with actual posture instead of just flopping over like laundry.

Living With Nadine Is… Unexpectedly Normal

This part surprised me most: after the initial novelty wore off (and yeah, there was novelty), having Nadine around became oddly routine. She doesn’t judge your music choices or care if your apartment is messy—which might sound silly but honestly, it matters more than people think.

Sometimes friends ask why anyone would buy something like this—a love doll with big breasts and all those proportions—and I don’t really have an answer that sounds good out loud. But privately? It’s partly about curiosity and partly about comfort—maybe even control over your own space and experience.

Shipping & Age Stuff Gets Tricky

Quick tangent because someone will wonder: yes, Nadine is listed as “young,” but also specifically marked as 18+. There’s always this awkward line between fantasy and reality with these products; WM Doll seems aware of that line (at least from what I can tell).

Shipping details were clear enough—three weeks total isn’t forever—but patience isn’t always my strong suit either.

Did She Change My Mind About Sex Dolls?

Weirdly enough… yeah? Before Nadine showed up, sex dolls seemed sort of ridiculous—a punchline more than anything else. Now? Still kind of funny sometimes, but also strangely comforting on quiet nights when nobody else is around to fill the silence except maybe some old dance tracks playing too low through dusty speakers.

If someone had told me last year I'd end up quietly impressed by a busty brunette love doll named Nadine—I probably would've laughed them off my porch.

Anyway—I guess that's where I'm leaving things tonight.