Nia: Plump Secretary Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Take

The Thing About Curves (And Why I Even Noticed)

You know, it’s strange what grabs your attention when you’re scrolling through absolute sex dolls listings at midnight—half awake, half… somewhere else. Nia popped up. Or maybe she didn’t “pop” so much as sort of appeared in that endless haze of ads and product shots. She’s a black, curvy secretary sex doll—platinum silicone, 5 feet 3 inches tall (162 cm if you like metric). I remember thinking: huh, those proportions are something.

Anyway. There’s this tired familiarity to all these dolls after a while. But Nia? Her bust is 37.2 inches, under bust 26 inches, waist just under 24, hips over 40… It’s the kind of figure that doesn’t really exist outside of cartoons or… well, here.

Movable Joints and Mental Blocks

I’ve handled a couple of these before (don’t judge). Steel skeletons with movable joints sound impressive until you actually try to pose one for the first time and realize it feels a bit like wrestling with an extremely patient mannequin. Still—she holds her shape surprisingly well. There’s something oddly satisfying about getting her to sit just right on the couch.

Platinum silicone makes a difference too. It feels less cold than some other materials—almost warm after a few minutes? Not quite human but not far off either. Maybe it’s weird to even notice that.

Details That Stick Out (And Some That Don’t)

Weight: 90 lbs (about 41 kg). Heavy enough to remind you this isn’t just some inflatable toy from high school days—you need both arms and maybe your back if you aren’t careful.

The hole depths are listed right there: vagina is 6.3 inches deep; anus is just over five inches (5.1). You’d think those numbers wouldn’t matter until you find yourself comparing them to previous purchases or reading forum threads where people get way too technical about it.

She does vaginal and anal sex—no surprises there—but honestly, after unboxing her (discreet packaging by the way; plain box), I mostly noticed how long shipping took: three weeks processing plus another week in transit equals nearly a month of anticipation for anyone counting days on their calendar.

Shipping Is… Well

Free international shipping sounds good on paper but waiting almost four weeks was longer than expected—I guess that’s normal for absolute sex dolls now? The tracking felt vague at best; I checked once or twice then gave up until she arrived at my door looking like any other boring package from overseas.

Weirdly enough, nobody noticed anything unusual when I carried the box inside—even though it weighed more than most things I order online.

Small Realizations When You’re Half Awake

Late at night—or early morning depending how you see it—I caught myself wondering who buys these besides me. The “young” look is there but not in an uncomfortable way; she looks old enough (18+ model disclaimer everywhere) but still has that “rosy” vibe they mention in marketing copy sometimes.

There was this moment where I thought about how much effort goes into making sure everything looks realistic—the skin texture especially stands out under certain lights—and then immediately lost interest because my coffee ran out.

Off-Topic Tangent

Not sure why anyone would ever want more than one of these unless they’re running some kind of collection or photo project? Maybe that’s just me being lazy—or mentally checked out tonight—but moving ninety pounds around isn’t exactly my idea of fun after work hours.

But hey—it beats having nothing interesting arrive in the mail for months on end. And every now and then someone asks what happened to all those boxes stacked by the door and I have no answer except “stuff.”

Ending Without Really Ending

That’s pretty much how it goes with Nia—the plump secretary sex doll who showed up right when boredom hit hardest. If you’re curious about measurements or features or whatever else people search for (“absolute sex dolls” gets typed more often than you’d expect), yeah—all those stats are real enough.

Anyway… not sure if this helps anybody considering buying one but writing this down felt better than doomscrolling again tonight.

Maybe next time I'll write about something with fewer numbers attached—or maybe not.