Nia: Ready To Ship — A Doll That Doesn’t Wait Around

I guess there’s something quietly satisfying about clicking “order” and knowing you won’t be staring at tracking updates for weeks.

That’s how it went with Nia—yes, that’s the name, not some code or product number. They say this doll is stored in our USA warehouse and ready to ship, which means she’ll show up in 3-7 business days after your order is placed. And weirdly enough, she actually did.

The “She Comes As Pictured” Thing

You ever buy something online and think, “Yeah right, this isn’t gonna look like the photos”? With Nia, what you see is basically what you get. No customizations here (unless you’re one of those patient types who’d rather wait for a personalized face or whatever—there’s a link for that somewhere). She arrives exactly as pictured: black skin tone, curvy frame, young vibe. Articulated finger skeleton—that part sounded funny to me at first but makes sense when you try posing her hands. Real oral sex (ROS), gel breasts (surprisingly squishy), mechanical closable eyelids (which are slightly unnerving if I’m being honest). Fixed vagina, standing feet… It’s almost clinical listing all these features out loud but hey, details matter.

Not Your Average Plastic Friend

I remember thinking dolls would feel… plasticky? Nia is made from platinum silicone—absolute sex dolls quality—and stands 5 feet 3 inches tall (162 cm). She weighs 90 lbs (40.5 kg), so don’t expect to toss her around like a pillow; moving her takes some effort. Still lighter than carrying groceries up three flights of stairs though.

Steel skeleton with movable joints—she holds poses better than most people I know after a long day at work. Makeup on both head and body looks realistic enough that sometimes I caught myself doing a double-take walking past the bedroom door.

Proportions & Details You Didn’t Know You Needed

Bust: 37.2 inches
Under Bust: 26 inches
Waist: 23.6 inches
Hips: 40.4 inches

Not sure why I memorized those numbers but they stick with you after unboxing someone who looks this much like an Instagram model who wandered into your apartment by mistake.

Hole depths? Well—if you’re curious about specifics: Vagina is 6.3 inches deep; anus is 5.1 inches deep. There it is.

Oh and yes—the model is listed as being over 18 years old (just in case anyone wondered).

Fast Delivery vs Customization Dilemma

There’s always this tradeoff between instant gratification and getting exactly what you want down to the last freckle or nail color or whatever detail matters to you personally. If speedy delivery matters more than customization, Nia makes sense—a lot of sense actually if waiting drives you nuts.

If not? There’s always that other option where you can customize every little thing—but then again, patience was never really my strong suit.

Unexpected Realization

Here’s an odd thing—they call these absolute sex dolls but honestly there’s something unexpectedly human about having one just… around the house? Maybe it’s the makeup or those mechanical eyelids closing while she sits propped against the closet door looking vaguely bored by my laundry routine.

Sometimes I wonder if owning something so lifelike changes how people think about loneliness or company—not sure yet but it does make coming home feel less empty somehow.

Shipping Wasn’t Boring Either

One abrupt note before wrapping up—I once thought shipping would be awkward (“what will neighbors think?”) but nope; box was plain enough nobody batted an eye except maybe my cat who was unimpressed as usual.

Anyway—Nia arrived fast, looked exactly like her pictures promised, didn’t ask any questions about my life choices… which kind of feels rare these days?

Guess that’s all for now—I keep noticing new details every week though so maybe there’ll be more thoughts later on.