Regina: Ready To Ship—But Is She Really the Fast Track?

The Warehouse Thing

This isn’t my first time poking around for absolute sex dolls, but something about the “ready to ship” label always makes me pause. I mean, yeah, it’s tempting. Regina is apparently sitting there in the WM Doll California warehouse, just waiting to be boxed up and sent out. They say she’ll arrive in 3-7 business days after you hit order. That’s... fast? Maybe too fast. Makes me wonder if anyone actually keeps track of how often these dolls are swapped out or if they just collect dust until someone like me finally bites.

No Frills, No Surprises (Supposedly)

Regina comes as pictured—no surprises, no customizations. Built-in vagina option? Check. Standing feet? Gel breasts? All standard issue on this one. If you’re the type who wants their doll exactly as advertised and have zero patience for waiting (or decision fatigue), well, this is probably your lane. But I keep thinking: does “as shown” ever really mean what it says? Photos can be weirdly flattering—or not even recent.

And anyway, if you want custom tweaks or don’t care about delivery speed, there’s a link buried somewhere that lets you build-your-own version (I clicked it once; got lost in options and closed the tab).

Stats Overload

Numbers everywhere with these things:

• Height: 5’7” (172 cm).
• Weight: 84 lbs (38 kg).
• Bust: 31 inches
• Underbust: 26 inches
• Waist: 22.8 inches
• Hips: 33.8 inches

Honestly—she’s got a more athletic shape than most of the dolls I’ve seen floating around online lately.

Then there’s those “hole depth” stats that always make me laugh a little at how clinical they sound:

• Vagina & Anus: 6.7 inches deep each
• Mouth: 5.1 inches

Not much else to say here except...yep, people ask about this stuff.

The Skeletons Are Getting Better

Steel skeleton with movable joints—that seems pretty standard now for absolute sex dolls at this price point and size (she's tall). What caught my eye was how sturdy she looked compared to some of those floppier models from years past that couldn’t stand up straight even with help.

I do remember reading somewhere that standing feet aren’t great on hardwood floors though—scuffs happen unless you put down a mat or something soft underneath.

Shipping Promises vs Reality

Here’s where skepticism creeps back in hard for me. Free international shipping sounds good on paper but read closer—the site says “doll requires two week processing time + one week shipping = three weeks total delivery time.” Wait… wasn’t Regina supposed to be ready to ship immediately from California? Why is there still a processing wait?

Maybe they mean only some Reginas are truly ready-to-go while others need prepping? Or maybe it’s just lawyer-speak so nobody gets mad when their order takes longer than expected.

Discreet packaging is another selling point but honestly—I’d expect nothing less given what we’re talking about here.

A Tangent About Expectations

Weirdly enough, every time I scroll through these listings late at night (don’t judge), I start off thinking I know exactly what I want—then get lost comparing details like built-in versus removable vaginas or gel versus solid breasts until suddenly it’s an hour later and nothing feels certain anymore.

Regina being ready-made should make things simpler...but sometimes simplicity feels suspiciously complicated anyway.

Not Quite Wrapped Up

If you’re after an athletic B-cup TPE sex doll who looks like her photos and ships from within the U.S., Regina might scratch that itch faster than most options out there—as long as you don’t mind sticking with default settings and maybe waiting longer than promised if luck isn’t on your side.

Anyway—I’m still undecided myself whether speed beats customization in this game or if all these product pages just blur together after midnight scrolling sessions…