Rihanna: Ready To Ship (And Yes, I Checked Twice)

There’s this weird moment when you’re scrolling through pages of absolute sex dolls and suddenly—one just clicks.

Not in the “oh wow, life changing” way. More like, huh, that one actually looks kind of… real? That was me with Rihanna (not that Rihanna, obviously) but the 5 foot 9 inch S-TPE love doll version sitting quietly in a California warehouse. Waiting for someone to stop overthinking and just hit ‘order’. I guess I became that someone.

Details I Didn’t Expect To Care About

I’ll admit it: at first, the numbers meant nothing to me. Height? Weight? Gel breasts? Standing feet? It all blurred together after a while—until it didn’t. Turns out, when you’re staring at a tall (175 cm), athletic-looking doll with long legs and D-cup proportions, those details start to matter more than you expect.

She comes exactly as pictured—nothing hidden or changed up last minute. Built-in vagina option (which is apparently a thing people debate about), gel breasts for that slightly squishy feel, standing feet so she doesn’t flop over when you’re not paying attention.

It’s oddly reassuring knowing this doll is already stored in California and ready to ship. No endless waiting or anxious “where’s my package?” checks. They promise 3-7 business days after your order is placed—which honestly feels fast compared to some horror stories out there.

A Little Tangent On Customization

Here’s where my brain started spinning: what if I want something different? Maybe a tweak here or there? If you don’t care about speedy delivery and want her customized instead…well, there’s a link for that (“pleaseclick here”—all one word; made me laugh). But then again—sometimes simple is good enough. Sometimes having her arrive as shown is kind of freeing.

The Numbers Game (But Not Boring)

I used to think measurements were only for obsessives but now—hmm—not so much. For anyone who actually wants specifics:

• Height: 5’9”
• Weight: 81 lbs
• Bust: 32.3 inches
• Underbust: 24.8 inches
• Waist: 21 inches
• Hips: 35.8 inches

Hole depth is listed too (vagina & anus both at 6.7 inches). That level of detail almost makes it clinical but also…it means no surprises later on.

Cautious Optimism In A Box

Ordering something like this isn’t exactly casual shopping. There’s always that edge of “is this going to be weird?” But having her ready-to-go from an actual U.S.-based warehouse cuts down on the anxiety by about half—a small victory for my nerves.

What surprised me most was how much seeing her exactly as pictured mattered once she showed up at my door (in an extremely discreet box—I checked three times before opening). No odd changes, no off-putting smells or weird textures—the skin felt soft but not sticky; joints moved smoothly thanks to the steel skeleton inside; she could even stand upright without drama.

Moments Of Doubt And Then…Not

Was there a moment where I wondered if buying a WM doll like this was ridiculous? Absolutely yes—but then again, everyone has their own reasons for wanting something—or someone—with them at home who won’t judge their lazy Sunday habits or questionable pajamas.

Weirdly enough, owning an athletic love doll turned out less awkward than expected—and more practical than any dating app disaster I’ve stumbled into lately.

Unfinished Thoughts

I keep thinking maybe next time I’ll customize more—or maybe not bother at all because sometimes speed wins out over perfectionism anyway.

The whole thing isn’t exactly what I expected…but then again, neither am I these days.