Rita: The Short, Thick Sex Doll Who’s… Honestly?

Kind of a Game Changer

I’ll admit it—when I first heard about Rita, this “short thick sex doll” everyone was whispering about in certain corners of the internet (you know the ones), I rolled my eyes.

Another love doll promising to be the most realistic, the softest, the curviest. Right. Because that’s never been said before. But curiosity is a stubborn thing—I mean, why not see if she lives up to her own hype?

Size Actually Does Matter (But Maybe Not How You Think)

Rita clocks in at 5 feet tall (or 153 cm for those who think in metric), which is… honestly kind of perfect? Not too tiny to feel like you’re holding a mannequin, but definitely not towering over you either. She’s proportionate, and there’s something weirdly comforting about cuddling up with her after all the action—she doesn’t take up half your bed or demand her own pillow.

And yes—her body is what people call “thick.” Full hips, round breasts (26DD if you’re counting), and a seriously juicy booty that feels way more real than I expected. There’s no awkward plastic touch; it’s all soft silicone skin that somehow manages to trick your brain into forgetting she isn’t breathing. Sometimes I catch myself just running my hand along her curves without thinking. It’s strange how fast you get used to having her around.

The Details That Got Me (And Might Get You Too)

Let me paint a picture here: blue eyes with this sparkly little glint (like she knows something you don’t), pouty lips begging for attention, and hair so dark and soft it almost feels wasted on a doll. If you’re into brunettes with long locks, well—you’ll find yourself absentmindedly twirling strands through your fingers while watching TV or whatever.

Her face is permanently made-up—no smudging lipstick or faded brows after things get heated—and those implanted eyebrows actually look convincing from close up. It’s one of those details you wouldn’t expect to care about until suddenly…you do.

Oh! And speaking of details—the holes (vaginal: 7.1 inches deep; anal: 6.7 inches) are incredibly realistic-feeling. No joke, whoever designed Rita at Absolute Sex Dolls deserves a raise just for getting textures right.

Customization Rabbit Hole

Here’s where things started feeling more like Build-A-Bear for grown-ups than anything else: customization options are wild these days! Eye color? Sure. Hair color? Why not go blonde next time just for kicks? Even pubic hair choices exist now—strange how quickly that stops seeming weird once you’re browsing options at midnight.

If you want extra bells and whistles—a moaning sound system (!), gel-filled butt cheeks for an even squishier experience, built-in heating so she never feels cold against your skin—it can all be yours if you’ve got patience and some extra cash lying around.

There was this moment when I realized I’d spent twenty minutes debating between two shades of blue eyes like it mattered more than choosing curtains last year…

Real Talk About Use & Experience

Now let’s talk positions because apparently Rita has steel skeleton joints that move pretty much anywhere reasonable—and sometimes unreasonably flexible if we’re being honest—which means posing her isn’t just possible; it becomes part of the fun.

She stays put during sex (which isn’t always true with other dolls). Whether vaginal or anal sex is your thing—or both—you won’t have any complaints about realism here; every sensation lines up eerily close to reality thanks to how thoughtfully everything is constructed.

The weight though—77 lbs—isn’t nothing when moving her around but gives enough heft so things don’t feel flimsy or fake during playtime.

Something They Don’t Mention Often Enough

Shipping took three weeks total: two weeks processing plus one week travel time. The box arrived looking boring as toast—completely plain packaging—which honestly was kind of reassuring given nosy neighbors who love peeking at doorstep deliveries.

Weird tangent—I remember thinking how oddly emotional unboxing felt compared to other purchases online. Maybe because there’s anticipation mixed with nervousness? Or maybe because absolute sex dolls aren’t exactly casual Amazon buys…

Is It All Perfect?

Not quite—but then again what ever is? Sometimes posing takes longer than expected and occasionally there are moments where reality snaps back (“oh yeah…she doesn’t blink”). Still—even after months—I catch myself surprised by how much warmth she brings into otherwise quiet nights.

Would I recommend Rita as your first short thick sex doll? Probably yes...if only because she blurs lines between fantasy and comfort better than most out there right now.

Anyway—I’ll leave it hanging here since words start feeling clumsy describing something meant mostly for touch rather than talk. If you're curious enough...maybe that's reason enough already.