Roberta: Pop-Star Trainee Sex Doll — A Skeptical User’s Unfiltered Take

The “Pop Star” Thing… Sure, Why Not

Roberta. That’s the name. And apparently she’s a pop-star trainee? I’ll be honest—when I first stumbled onto the listing for this love doll, my immediate reaction was… why does a sex doll need a backstory? Does it make her more appealing if she’s supposedly practicing for a K-pop audition in some alternate silicone universe? Maybe there are people who buy into that sort of narrative. Me? I just want to know if this thing is worth the money and effort.

All These Measurements (And Why They Matter Less Than You Think)

Let’s get the specs out of the way, because every absolute sex dolls site throws them at you like they’re selling furniture. Roberta clocks in at 5 feet 7 inches tall (171 cm)—which is actually taller than most of my friends’ girlfriends, weirdly enough. She weighs 79 lbs (36 kg), so not exactly something you toss around easily. Bust: 33.7 inches, waist: 22, hips: 35, D cup boobs that look… well, big. Athletic proportions too—long legs that do make her stand out from all those shorter dolls.

But here’s where it gets awkward—the “hole depth” stats always read like someone tried to make an instruction manual erotic. Vagina: 7.1 inches deep; anus: 6.7 inches deep. Accurate or not, it feels clinical and kind of funny written out like that.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints — Sounds Cooler Than It Is

The steel skeleton thing gets hyped up on every product page for these hybrid love dolls. Supposedly makes posing easier—movable joints mean you can set her up however you want (within reason). In reality though? Sometimes those joints fight back harder than expected; setting up Roberta for anything more ambitious than sitting on the edge of my bed felt like wrestling with gym equipment that doesn’t want to cooperate.

I remember thinking she’d be fun to pose for photos—like maybe try out some “pop star” positions just for laughs—but after about ten minutes wrangling an arm into place, I gave up and just let her slouch against the wall instead.

Shipping Realities & The Waiting Game

Here’s something nobody tells you straight-up when browsing absolute sex dolls online: five to six weeks waiting time feels way longer once your money is gone and you start second-guessing your life choices every time you check your email inbox.

Three or four weeks processing plus another two weeks shipping—that was pretty much spot-on in my case. Free international shipping sounds great until you realize it means watching tracking numbers crawl across continents while your anticipation turns into mild annoyance mixed with dread (“What if my neighbors see?”).

Discreet packaging was legit though—the box looked so generic I almost mistook it for office supplies.

Silicone Skin & The Hybrid Hype

Everyone raves about silicone skin on these athletic love dolls; honestly it does feel weirdly real sometimes (not skin-skin real but close enough). But then again—I noticed tiny imperfections here and there after unboxing Roberta—a seam line under one arm, slight unevenness near one hip—not dealbreakers but definitely stuff they don’t show in promo pics.

Hybrid design means TPE body with silicone head (at least in this case), which is supposed to give better facial details without making maintenance a nightmare everywhere else… except cleaning still takes more effort than anyone wants to admit.

An Unexpected Tangent About Shoe Sizes

Quick detour—I never thought I’d care about shoe size on a sex doll but Roberta comes with US women’s size 4.5-5 feet which makes buying shoes oddly satisfying (and also frustrating because options are limited). There are whole forums dedicated to swapping tips on doll footwear—it’s wild what people obsess over once they dive into this hobby.

Is She Worth It?

After all that—the hype, the waiting, the slightly-too-detailed measurements—does owning Roberta live up to expectations? Sometimes yes; sometimes not really. She looks impressive standing by my bedroom window when sunlight hits right (athletic legs really do catch shadows nicely), but other times she just feels… heavy and hard to move around unless I’m feeling especially energetic or bored.

Maybe part of me wanted some magical pop-star experience—I got mostly silence and stiff limbs instead.

Anyway, guess that's how these things go sometimes.