Ruby: The Redhead Sex Doll That Actually Surprised Me

Not What I Expected (But, Well, Here We Are)

I’ll be honest—when I first saw the listing for Ruby, this huge tits silicone sex doll with the wild red hair and those R-cup boobs that look almost cartoonish in photos, my first thought was: Who actually buys these? Like, really? Even as someone who’s spent way too many late nights reading reviews of absolute sex dolls out of sheer curiosity (and maybe boredom), I always assumed most of them were just… overhyped plastic. But something about Ruby caught me off guard. Maybe it was how every description kept repeating how she’s basically a porn star made into silicone—high-energy, shamelessly sexy, kind of impossible to ignore.

And yeah—I guess that’s exactly what happened when the box finally arrived.

Unboxing: Mild Panic Meets Curiosity

The packaging is discreet. Seriously. No weird logos or obvious branding. Just a plain box that could’ve contained anything from gym equipment to IKEA furniture—which matters more than you’d think if you have nosy neighbors or roommates snooping around.

She’s heavy though. 88 lbs isn’t a joke when you’re dragging her up two flights of stairs alone. There was a moment where I genuinely wondered if this was worth it—or if I’d just made one of those purchases you regret halfway through the process.

But then… okay, pulling back the wrapping and seeing her face—the bright red hair, lips parted just slightly—it felt strangely surreal. Like someone had airbrushed a fantasy into real life and then shipped it to my apartment.

Details You Don’t Notice Until She’s Right There

Photos online don’t do justice to just how big those breasts are in person. 44 inches around; they look even larger because her waist is so tiny (21 inches). It’s almost comical until you realize how soft the silicone feels under your hands—nothing like cheap rubbery toys from adult stores years ago.

Her joints move pretty smoothly thanks to the steel skeleton inside—arms above her head, legs spread however you want (or closed awkwardly if you’re not careful). The proportions are straight out of some fever dream: hips at 34 inches but still somehow balanced enough that she doesn’t topple over unless you forget about gravity for a second.

Vaginal and anal options exist—I mean obviously—but what surprised me is how deep each goes (8 inches both ways; mouth is 6). Not sure why anyone would need exact measurements but there they are in case that matters for your own reasons.

Weird Realization: She Feels Kind Of... Present?

I didn’t expect this part. After setting Ruby on my bed—5 feet 5 inches tall, long legs stretched out—it hit me how much space she takes up compared to other dolls or inflatables from years past. It changes the vibe in your room completely; suddenly there’s this vivid presence where before it was just empty sheets and pillows.

Maybe it sounds odd but there’s something quietly impressive about having an absolute sex doll like this one lounging around—even before anything “happens.” Maybe it taps into some primal urge for attention because her design literally demands it; she looks like she walked right off an adult film set and decided your place needed more color (and cleavage).

Shipping & Waiting Game

There’s a catch with all these high-end dolls: patience required. One week processing time plus another week shipping internationally means two weeks total wait after hitting ‘buy now’. For me? It felt longer than that because anticipation does weird things to your brain when you know what’s coming but can’t quite picture it yet.

Still—knowing everything arrives in plain packaging helps with nerves. And honestly, getting updates along the way makes waiting less painful than expected.

A Tangent on Porn Star Fantasies

Not sure why people pretend otherwise but let’s be real—a lot of buyers want something as close as possible to their favorite porn stars without dealing with real-world drama or rejection or whatever else comes with actual human relationships sometimes (especially post-pandemic). Ruby leans hard into that fantasy territory; “love porn, live porn” is apparently her motto and yeah—it fits once she’s sprawled across your mattress looking like trouble wrapped in red hair and silicone curves.

If you've ever watched her films—or even stumbled onto clips online—you already know what sort of energy we're talking about here: brash confidence mixed with playful danger. The doll channels all of that somehow, which is both bizarre and kind of fascinating at once.

Would I Recommend Her?

Eh…

Here’s where skepticism creeps back in: Is owning a giant-boobed redhead sex doll necessary? Of course not—but then again neither is half the stuff we buy online late at night hoping it'll shake up routine life for five minutes or five months or forever who knows honestly anymore?

What stands out about Ruby isn’t just size or shock value—it’s how well-crafted she feels compared to cheaper models floating around forums everywhere lately. Silicone skin holds warmth better than TPE ever did (in my experience anyway), joints don’t squeak much even after rougher sessions… small things add up over time until suddenly you're thinking "maybe I'm not wasting money after all."

Anyway—I still catch myself glancing over sometimes expecting her to blink back at me or say something snarky like in those cheesy VR ads everyone hates now. She never does obviously—but that's probably for the best.

And that's kind of where I'll leave it tonight—half amused by my own choices and half curious what comes next.