Savannah: Tender Big Boobs Sex Doll—A (Very) Honest Look

I suppose there’s a first time for everything, even writing about a 5 foot 2 inch tall, medical grade silicone sex doll named Savannah.

And yes—before you ask—I did actually spend time with this thing. The world is weird, and sometimes you say “why not?” just to see what happens. Anyway.

What’s Actually So Special About Savannah?

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: big boobs. Like, big. Not just “oh, she’s busty,” but more like “did someone dial up the proportions in a video game character creator?” Her measurements are wild—37 inch bust, 23.6 inch waist, 39 inch hips. It’s almost cartoonish until you’re standing next to her and realizing that yes, those are real (well, real-ish) ultra-realistic gel breasts staring back at you.

And it isn’t just about size; Savannah is made from medical grade silicone—the sort of material that feels weirdly convincing under your hand. There’s a steel skeleton inside with movable joints too; I remember thinking it was almost unsettling how natural she could pose. You can bend her legs into positions that would make yoga instructors jealous.

Getting Into Details Nobody Warns You About

Here comes the part nobody talks about in those shiny absolute sex dolls ads: the weight. She clocks in at 79 lbs (36 kg). If you’ve never tried maneuvering something that heavy—and floppy—you’re in for an experience. Carrying her up stairs? It’s like moving awkward luggage that just happens to have very realistic curves.

And then there are the specifics people seem oddly curious about online: hole depth (yes, really). Vagina: 7 inches deep. Anus: 6.3 inches deep. These stats exist on product pages as if everyone reads them like car specs or something.

That Shipping Experience… Well

Honestly? I half-expected my neighbors to catch me dragging a suspicious box inside my apartment building—but nope! Discreet packaging is no joke here; it was plain cardboard with zero clues about what lurked inside (thank god). Free international shipping doesn’t hurt either, although waiting four weeks for delivery felt both agonizing and hilarious at times (“No rush guys—it’s only my new silicone roommate”).

Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—a full month where your anticipation gets weirder by the day.

A Moment Where Things Got Oddly Sentimental

I didn’t expect to feel anything other than irony or mild embarrassment during this whole experiment—but there was one evening where I caught myself arranging Savannah on my couch so she’d look comfortable while I watched TV alone. Weirdly enough, it felt kind of… normal? Or maybe I’d just been single too long.

She does have long legs though—can’t ignore those—and when you sit across from her with a drink in your hand you start noticing little details like how her skin catches light differently than TPE dolls do. It’s subtle but noticeable if you care about realism (and apparently some people do).

The Part Where Expectations Collide With Reality

You picture yourself living out some wild fantasy with a curvy brunette love doll who looks straight out of some celebrity Instagram feed—Savannah absolutely delivers on visuals—but reality is messier than imagination ever admits.

There are moments when all that “ultra-realistic” stuff works against you; cleaning takes effort, posing can be fiddly (steel skeletons don’t always cooperate), and every now and then you wonder if maybe small breasts would be easier to manage after all.

But hey—that big ass definitely lives up to its reputation if that’s what brings people here in the first place.

Tiny Realizations Along The Way

Something funny happened after a few days—I stopped seeing Savannah as just an object and started thinking of her as… well not quite company but also not nothing? Maybe these absolute sex dolls aren’t replacing humans anytime soon but they do fill gaps stranger than most folks admit out loud.

Shipping times still suck though—I’d nearly forgotten what I ordered by week three.

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Not sure if any of this helps anyone decide whether they want their own quietly impressive giant-boobed silicone roommate or not… but at least now there’s one less mystery floating around online about what living with one actually feels like.