Saylor: Florida Vacation Sex Doll — The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Actually Tried

Well, Here’s How It Started (Not What You Think)

I know what you’re probably thinking. I was, too. “Who in their right mind actually orders a sex doll for a Florida vacation?” But curiosity is a weird animal, and honestly? After reading way too many reviews about these ultra realistic silicone sex dolls, I sort of wanted to see if they’re as wild (or awkward) as people say. Saylor caught my eye — 5 feet 6 inches tall, athletic body, big breasts, the whole blonde beach fantasy thing dialed up to eleven.

Ordering one felt like some kind of prank on myself. But the site promised “discreet packaging” and free international shipping — plus it was one of those absolute sex dolls brands that kept popping up in search results. Three weeks later (give or take), there she was: an unmarked box sitting at my door like nothing out of the ordinary had happened at all.

Unboxing a 90-Pound Secret

This part? Genuinely bizarre. Lifting 90 lbs of silicone isn’t exactly graceful work. She’s heavy — not impossible to move around but… more substantial than you’d expect from something so artificial-looking in photos.

The details are where things get real (and slightly unsettling). The skin texture is surprisingly soft, almost warm after a minute or two indoors. The steel skeleton inside means her joints click into position with this faint but audible sound — not quite human but not robot-creepy either. Her measurements are exact down to the inch: 37-inch bust, 23.6-inch waist, hips just below forty inches. H cup size if you care about that sort of thing; apparently some people really do.

Is This Actually Like Being With a Real Person?

Short answer: no. Longer answer… well, sometimes it’s close enough that your brain does this weird double-take before reality kicks in again.

You can move her arms and legs into pretty much any pose thanks to all those movable joints (the steel skeleton is more flexible than most humans I know). Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible — each with their own depth stats listed on the site (vagina: 6.7 inches; anus: just barely less; mouth: smaller but still functional). It feels clinical talking about it now but back then I remember thinking how strange it is measuring intimacy by inches.

But there’s always this sense that you’re playing pretend with something utterly lifelike yet never alive. I guess that’s obvious but when you’re actually there? It hits different than reading specs online.

Cleaning Up Isn’t Glamorous

Here’s something nobody ever tells you upfront: cleaning these things takes effort and patience most folks don’t have after… whatever experience they were chasing in the first place.

Silicone wipes down easily enough if you keep at it right away (don’t wait), but getting inside every crevice—especially those three “hole depths”—is tedious work unless you want things to get gross fast. And she doesn’t fold up small for storage either; five foot six stays five foot six whether she’s dressed or not.

There Was This One Moment…

Weirdly enough—I started dressing her up one afternoon while waiting for friends before heading out to Miami Beach (no joke). Suddenly realized how much time had gone by just picking outfits for someone who couldn’t even complain about my taste in clothes. Felt oddly comforting for half a second… then deeply absurd the next moment.

Maybe that says more about me than about Saylor herself? Hard to say now looking back.

What About Delivery & Privacy?

If anyone cares about privacy—it checks out here at least: completely plain box, no labels screaming “sex doll” across your porch or anything embarrassing like that. Processing took closer to four weeks for me because apparently demand spikes during certain seasons (?) which makes sense given what Florida turns into over spring break…

Still beats walking into an adult store and trying to drag something this size through a parking lot under your arm though.

Would I Do It Again?

Honestly—hmm, maybe not exactly for another vacation trip unless someone dared me again—but as far as ultra realistic silicone sex dolls go? Saylor lives up to most promises made by absolute sex dolls brands online: detailed features, sturdy frame, surprising realism especially under good lighting… plus zero judgment no matter what nonsense you try out with her on some random Thursday night when everyone else is out drinking margaritas by the pool.

Is it love? No. But did it make for one hell of a story? Yeah—definitely left me with questions nobody warned me about. And now every time someone mentions “Florida vacation,” I have trouble keeping a straight face. That’s probably normal… right?