Tala: ‘70s Babe Sex Doll — I Actually Tried the New SS-Series (And, Yeah, It’s Not What I Expected)

I’ll be straight: I never thought I’d spend an afternoon writing about a sex doll.

Let alone one with a name like Tala and a vibe that screams “disco queen.” But here we are. My friend—let’s call him “J”—kept going on about these absolute sex dolls, specifically the new SS-Series from WM Doll. He even sent me links at 2am, like some kind of late-night evangelist for silicone companionship.

Anyway, after enough pestering (and curiosity), I caved and ordered Tala. The whole process was weirdly... normal? Discreet packaging is real. The box arrived looking so boring my neighbor probably assumed it was printer paper or something. No embarrassing labels. That part matters more than you’d think.

Unboxing a 5’8” Blonde Bombshell

Pulling her out of the box—well, dragging her, honestly; she’s 81 lbs (about 37kg)—I had this moment of “What am I doing?” But then you see her: blonde hair, D-cup bra-size, those classic proportions (32-21-36). It’s all there in the details—the S-TPE body feels surprisingly realistic, and the head is silicone with this moveable jaw thing that freaked me out at first.

Her face has this soft ‘70s glam to it. Like someone who could’ve been on a vinyl cover next to a lava lamp. Oddly specific but true.

Features That Made Me Stop Rolling My Eyes

Skepticism is my default setting for stuff like this. But there were little things that chipped away at it:

• Real Oral Sex: The mouth actually opens up thanks to that moveable jaw. Not just for show.
• Three Options: Vaginal, anal, and oral are possible; each “hole” has its own depth (anus: 6.7 inches; mouth: 5.1 inches). Numbers sound clinical until you realize they’re... accurate.
• Hybrid Build: Silicone head plus S-TPE body gives just the right mix of firmness and squishiness.
• Height: At 172 cm (5’8”), she’s tall—even taller than some people I know.

Honestly? Didn’t expect to be impressed by engineering on a sex doll—but here we are.

Three Weeks Felt Like Forever

Shipping took almost exactly three weeks—two weeks processing time plus another week in transit—and yes, international shipping really was free. No surprise charges or customs headaches either.

There’s something quietly reassuring about knowing nobody in your apartment building will get nosy because the packaging is plain as can be.

An Unexpected Tangent About Weight

Here’s what nobody tells you: moving an 81 lb doll around your place isn’t as easy as those product photos make it look. You try maneuvering someone basically your size onto a bed without accidentally whacking yourself in the knee or feeling ridiculous halfway through.

Not really sexy—in fact it made me laugh out loud at myself more than once—but worth mentioning if you don’t have much upper body strength or space to work with.

A Quick Note On Realism (And Awkwardness)

The S-TPE skin texture? Better than expected—not sticky or plasticky like cheap knockoffs from random sites (yeah… learned that lesson before). The joints bend pretty naturally too; although sometimes they pop in ways that remind you she isn’t alive (obviously).

But when you’re up close—especially with Tala’s silicone head and those eyes—it gets weirdly convincing for short bursts of time before reality snaps back in.

Would I Recommend Tala?

If you’re looking into absolute sex dolls and want something that doesn’t feel like a gimmick—the WM Doll SS-Series does deliver on most promises. Tala looks good under soft lighting; she feels better than any previous models I tried years ago; and if vintage bombshells are your thing… well, she nails it.

It isn’t perfect—nothing ever is—but honestly? Sometimes late-night curiosity pays off stranger than expected.

Anyway—that’s what happened when skepticism met disco-era engineering.