Taylor: The “Celebrity Secretary” Sex Doll Experience I Didn’t See Coming

I guess I should start by admitting that, yeah, I’ve scrolled past a lot of those “celebrity” sex dolls online and rolled my eyes.

Sometimes you see a blonde with big boobs and a name like Taylor and think—well, this is just another attempt to cash in on the fantasy. But then there’s this weird moment where curiosity wins out over cynicism (it happens), and you click. That’s how Taylor ended up at my place—a 5 foot 5 inch, F-cup office girl from Absolute Sex Dolls who promises she knows her way around more than just legal loopholes.

The Office Fantasy: More Than Just Marketing?

There’s something oddly specific about the secretary fantasy that keeps showing up in pop culture. Maybe it’s the suit pants, the boardroom tension, or the idea of someone quietly slipping under your desk while you’re pretending to go over quarterly reports. Taylor leans into all that—hard. She comes with this backstory about being a junior assistant at a legal firm (which made me laugh for some reason… like she has an actual LinkedIn profile somewhere).

But anyway—her vibe is very much “Hey, Boss! Let’s make your workday interesting.” Even reading through her product description felt like skimming one of those steamy romance novels people pretend they don’t read on airplanes.

Details That Actually Matter (to Me)

You know what surprised me? The build quality. I expected something flimsy or awkwardly proportioned, but Taylor actually feels solid—77 pounds isn’t nothing when you’re unboxing her after work. Her steel skeleton makes her poseable enough for whatever scenario you want to play out (or abandon halfway through because your phone buzzes). Joints move easily but don’t flop around uselessly.

Her measurements are pretty close to what they advertise: bust 33 inches, waist 22 inches, hips 34 inches—which means clothes fit better than I thought they would. If you’re into dressing up your doll (don’t judge until you try it), having predictable proportions helps.

And yes—the practical stuff: vaginal depth is 7 inches, anal is 6 inches, mouth is 5 inches deep. Not everyone wants those numbers but if you do… well now you know.

Blonde Bombshell Meets Boardroom Drama

It’s honestly strange how quickly she goes from “weird box in my hallway” to “part of my evening routine.” There was a point where I caught myself smoothing down her collared shirt before heading off to bed—like she needed to look presentable for an imaginary CEO walking in unexpectedly mid-action (the fantasy script writes itself sometimes).

The celebrity angle? It’s subtle enough that it doesn’t feel like cosplay unless you want it to be. There are hints of pop star looks if you squint—or maybe that’s just me projecting late-night music video memories onto silicone skin.

Shipping Surprises & Discreet Packaging

One thing people worry about—and yeah, I did too—is whether these things show up looking like some kind of neon sign screaming SEX DOLL inside your apartment lobby. With Absolute Sex Dolls’ discreet packaging promise, the box was plain as could be; no labels giving away secrets to nosy neighbors or delivery guys who already see too much.

Processing took about two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total isn’t instant gratification but also not endless waiting either.

Tangent: Why Do We Even Want Celebrity Lookalikes?

This part gets stuck in my head sometimes. Is it about control? Familiarity? Or just wanting something unattainable made suddenly possible? Having a doll named Taylor sitting on my couch didn’t magically turn me into some high-powered executive living out wild fantasies—but there was comfort in the ritual anyway. Something private and uncomplicated after long days when real relationships feel exhausting or impossible.

Not Everything Is Perfect (But Maybe That’s Fine)

She does take up space—not just physically but mentally too—and maintenance can be its own chore if you let it pile up (TPE needs cleaning; joints need care). Sometimes I’d catch myself wondering why I went through all this effort instead of downloading another app or texting someone real… then remember how peaceful it feels not having to explain anything afterward.

There are moments where everything clicks—the lighting hits right; silence fills the room; even the slightly uncanny valley effect fades away for a second—and then reality returns with laundry reminders and overdue emails blinking on screens nearby.

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I’m not sure what anyone expects from owning a celebrity sex doll named Taylor anymore—I barely knew what I expected before she arrived—but here we are. Take from that what you will; maybe next time I’ll try someone else entirely or maybe stick with office girls forever… who knows?