Tommie: Ready To Ship (And My Brain Isn’t)

The “Just Ship It” Era

There’s something about the phrase ready to ship that makes my brain sigh in relief. Maybe it’s because, after a week of emails and coffee gone cold, I want everything in life to be as simple as clicking “order” and then—poof—it shows up. No fuss. No waiting around for months while someone sculpts a knee or whatever. Anyway, Tommie fits that vibe. This doll is ready to ship; she’ll go out in 1-2 business days after you order, which feels almost too good to be true when you’re used to backorders on even socks these days.

Details That Actually Matter (I Guess)

Here’s the thing: I’m not going to pretend I have the energy for poetic product descriptions right now. What matters is she comes exactly as pictured—with all those pre-selected features people obsess over in forums. Full extra soft silicone body, real skin texture, gel breast and buttocks (which honestly sounds like something from a spa menu), articulated hand skeleton, standing feet without bolts… You get the idea.

Oh—her head ships separately from her body. It threw me at first but apparently that’s normal with absolute sex dolls? Something about keeping things safer during shipping. Not sure if it helps with customs or just makes unboxing weirder.

Big Features For The… Well, You Know

Not subtle: Tommie is tall—5 foot 9 (176 cm). E-cup breasts, thick hips, big butt—the whole deal if you like your dolls curvy and kind of Amazonian. Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible thanks to her steel skeleton with movable joints (and okay, the jaw actually moves for oral stuff; I didn’t expect that level of realism).

Her measurements are wild:

• Bust: 36.8 inches
• Waist: 25 inches
• Hips: 39.8 inches
• Weight: 85 lbs (38.5 kg)

Shoe size? Women’s 6–6.5 if that matters to anyone except maybe foot fetishists or people who want her standing around looking casual.

Hole Depths & Odd Realizations

This part always cracks me up—listing hole depths like specs on a new phone:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: 6.6 inches
• Mouth: 5.1 inches

It’s clinical but also weirdly reassuring? Like yes, these numbers exist for a reason; some folks care about them deeply and will email support if they’re off by half an inch.

A Weird Tangent About Shipping Heads

I remember thinking the first time I ordered any doll online—okay, not proud of this—that getting two separate boxes felt ominous somehow. Headless body in one box and then this perfectly sculpted face staring up from another… Not exactly romantic but definitely memorable.

Anyway—I guess it keeps things safe or legal or both? Still feels odd every time.

Living With Tall Silicone Perfection

Having Tommie around is strange at first—she looks so much like a real person sometimes I catch myself apologizing when bumping into her leg walking past my bedroom door at night (it happens more than I’d admit). Her tan skin tone catches the light differently depending on where she stands; sometimes she seems almost alive until you realize she hasn’t moved in hours.

And yes—the EVO skeleton means posing her isn’t an arm workout anymore but don’t underestimate those 85 pounds when moving her upstairs alone after midnight because you got self-conscious about nosy neighbors peeking through windows…

Why Absolute Sex Dolls Keeps Popping Up In My Searches

If you’ve been down this rabbit hole before—you know absolute sex dolls dominate search results for realistic silicone options lately. Their stock rotates fast enough that ready-to-ship actually means what it says most weeks (unlike some places where “in stock” means “maybe next month”).

Tommie being ready to ship isn’t just nice—it’s rare these days when demand spikes randomly because TikTok found out about tall blonde dolls again or whatever trend cycle we’re in now.

One Last Thing Before My Brain Taps Out

Not sure what else there is to say except living with a five-foot-nine tan blonde silicone doll who ships faster than most electronics was never on my bingo card—but here we are.

Maybe tomorrow I'll feel more awake and write something cleverer about big breasts or long legs or how oddly comforting it is knowing your new purchase won’t take six weeks just to leave the warehouse.

But tonight? Just glad Tommie exists—and even more glad she ships quick without drama.