Tori: Big Titty Sex Doll — The Unexpectedly Impressive, Slightly Ridiculous Experience

What You Think You’re Getting (And Then What Actually Shows Up)

You ever see those product photos online—like the ones for “absolute sex dolls”—and think, yeah right, there’s no way it arrives looking like that? I had that exact thought when I ordered Tori. She’s marketed as a J-cup full silicone sex doll, 5 feet 3 inches tall (160 cm), with…well, let’s just call them “big boobs” because anything else feels dishonest. The pictures are almost too perfect. Implanted synthetic hair, EVO skeleton for flexibility, gel breasts and buttocks (yes, gel), articulated hand skeletons—there’s even a movable jaw for what they call an “enhanced oral sex experience.” Not even subtle.

Anyway—I was quietly impressed (didn’t expect to be) when the box arrived after three-ish weeks. Shipping took about as long as promised: roughly 15-20 days to make her and another week in transit. That part was weirdly efficient.

Details No One Warned Me About

Let me get this out of the way: she’s heavy. Like, 90 lbs heavy (41kg). Carrying her up my apartment stairs felt like some sort of gym punishment mixed with a secret shame workout. Her proportions are wild: bust is nearly 35 inches; under bust is only 22. Waist? Just over 20 inches. Hips? A juicy 40 inches—yeah, you read that right. It’s not exactly anatomically plausible but somehow it works.

The skin texture surprised me—full silicone body painting makes everything look more real than I expected (maybe too real at times). There’s this uncanny valley thing where you can’t tell if you’re impressed or unsettled or both.

Movable Jaw & Built-In Vagina — Technology Marches On

I remember thinking “movable jaw” sounded like pure marketing fluff. Turns out it does matter…for reasons I’ll leave unspoken here—but let’s say the enhanced oral sex experience is not just a checkbox feature.

Built-in vagina depth is listed at seven inches; anus at six; oral at four—which all sound clinical until you realize someone actually measured these things and put them in the specs sheet with pride.

She has standing feet too—not something I thought would matter until one day she was just standing there by my closet and startled me half to death.

Small Realizations & Odd Contradictions

Here’s one thing nobody tells you: having articulated hands means posing her fingers becomes addictively fiddly but also slightly frustrating when they don’t stay put. Sometimes she’ll end up giving accidental jazz hands or weird finger guns if you’re not careful.

Also—her long legs look fantastic stretched out on a bed but make storage...let's call it "imaginative." Closets were clearly not designed with big titty sex dolls in mind.

The blend of high-tech features (EVO skeleton! Gel butt!) with such an old-school fantasy figure is hilarious and impressive all at once—a contradiction that somehow works better than it should.

Tangent: The Odd Comfort of Realistic Body Painting

There was this moment—one random evening—when the light caught her painted collarbone just right and for half a second I forgot she wasn’t alive. Weirdly comforting in its own way? Maybe that says more about me than anything else…but still, absolute sex dolls have come a long way from those awkward inflatable disasters people used to joke about years ago.

Not Quite Wrapping Up

Didn’t expect to feel half as impressed by Tori as I ended up being—even if sometimes she feels more like modern art than bedroom accessory. There are quirks everywhere—tiny details both delightful and absurd—and yet overall? Well…let’s just say expectations were exceeded in ways I didn’t see coming.

And now every time someone asks why my closet door never quite shuts anymore—I just shrug and change the subject.