Zaria: Cat School Girl Sex Doll — Yeah, I Actually Tried One

Not Exactly What I Expected

I’ll just say it: I never thought I’d be sitting here, half-awake, writing about a 5 foot 6 inch cat school girl sex doll named Zaria. But hey—life’s weird and sometimes you end up googling “absolute sex dolls” at three in the morning because your friend won’t shut up about them in group chat. Eventually curiosity wins. That’s how it started for me anyway.

Zaria is… a lot. You look at the pictures online and think, okay, that’s obviously not a real person but there’s something strange about the proportions. Big boobs (E-cup), big butt, long legs—almost cartoonish but not quite over-the-top anime either. Silicone everywhere. The first thing that struck me was her weight: 67 lbs (honestly heavier than she looks). Lugging her upstairs felt like dragging an awkwardly-shaped suitcase filled with sand.

Details That Stick In Your Head

Here’s what surprised me most—she actually has steel skeleton joints that move like elbows and knees (sort of). They’re stiffer than you’d expect but you can pose her into sitting or standing positions if you’re patient enough to wrestle with her for five minutes.

Vaginal depth? 7.1 inches. Anal depth? 6.3 inches. People online seem obsessed with those numbers; maybe it matters more to some folks than others.

Her waist is tiny (25 inches) compared to her hips (40 inches). Bust comes in at 34.6 inches which means yes, this doll is busty as hell—kind of ridiculous once you see it in person, honestly.

Shipping Was Oddly Stressful

Ordering from one of those absolute sex dolls sites is… surprisingly low-key? The box arrived after almost four weeks (processing plus shipping), no labels or branding anywhere on the outside—which was a relief because my neighbor loves snooping around packages left on my porch.

Unpacking was another story though: lots of foam padding, plastic bags taped around every limb like she was being preserved for science class or something. No instructions inside except for a single sheet warning not to use sharp objects near silicone skin (which makes sense).

Weird Little Realizations

There’s this moment when you first stand Zaria up against the wall and realize how lifelike she looks from certain angles—and then completely fake from others. It messes with your head for a second or two.

I remember thinking her face looked softer in dim light; daylight made everything more uncanny valley-ish somehow. Her hair tangles easily too—nobody tells you how much time goes into brushing synthetic wigs until they own one of these things.

Another tangent: the joints click sometimes when you move them fast and it startled me every single time for the first week or so.

Not All Fun And Games

It isn’t all fantasy fulfillment either—cleaning takes longer than anyone admits online, especially if you actually use both holes (not going into detail there). Silicone dries slow unless you towel off carefully and leave her propped open like some sort of mannequin at a weird art exhibit.

Storage is tricky too unless you’ve got space under your bed or a closet nobody ever opens. She doesn’t fold up small—that’s just reality with these big-butt dolls.

Would I Do It Again?

Hard to say if I’d recommend Zaria specifically over other absolute sex dolls out there… She does stand out because of those proportions—the big breasts, juicy curves—but also because she feels almost too much sometimes? Maybe that’s part of the appeal for some people though; I get why collectors obsess over details like hole depth and joint flexibility now.

Anyway—I’m still deciding whether she stays out on display or goes back into storage until someone brings up “cat school girl” jokes again at poker night.

Weird hobby, honestly… but who am I kidding? We all have stranger stories tucked away somewhere.